No, no, no! This is a law enforcement problem! Bin Laden is simply a nuisance. Read him his rights, handcuff him gently, and escort him to the back of the squad car, helping him bend his enormous head so his turban doesn't get bumped by the squad car roof. Then get him a good lawyer, and release him after bail. Overstated threats never hurt anyone.
Pardon me, you're right of course. I momentarily forgot that we live in an age of international understanding and cooperation where everyone's a victim. Tell you what, send a team of America's best trial lawyers over there, and when they get in the car with their new celebrity client, we can launch the cruise missle. Two problems solved.
Don't forget to get him a voter registration for one of the battleground states. ( we know who he'll vote for)