Posted on 10/31/2004 8:27:09 AM PST by nikos1121
Edited on 10/31/2004 12:42:38 PM PST by Sidebar Moderator. [history]
Fox News at the moment is reporting that Indian Intelligence has spotted Bin Laden convoy.
Don't get too excited. This "intelligence" comes from the Indian Air Force, via a non-direct route to us. It was already a couple of days old when we got ahold of it. Don't hold your breath that bib Laden is about to be captured or killed...
Foxnews is not our friend and they wolves in sheep clothing. They are as bad a CNN and the alphabet networks. I had it with them.
my humble appologies for implying that you were the source i was venting at. i did not mean to harm a person whose ideas are similar to mine.
If this were true, I'd have an ICBM spinning up on a pad at Vandenburg with a five-ton cement warhead right now. Time to squash a bug -- use an intercontinental flyswatter!
I agree with you, once Bin Laden is dead the idiots will think this war is over, and move to bring us back to pre 9-11 "normal".
one of these days he's gonna be known as Ben Dover!
Well, then, you are a gentleperson and a scholar. Apology accepted.
"If this were true, I'd have an ICBM spinning up on a pad at Vandenburg with a five-ton cement warhead right now. Time to squash a bug -- use an intercontinental flyswatter!"
Annihilating him wouldn't allow any forensic confirmation.
We need to capture him alive and put him on trial to keep him from being a martyr.
thanks. i tried to make it clear in my initial post that i was not attacking you, but i blew it. have a beer on me!
Thanks, I had forgot about "ROFL! The little Michael Moore bobbing head doll in the back was a dead giveaway too.'
Also, when they painted "See Michael Moore's film!" on the top of their vehicles that was a give away.
Air power is entirely to imprecise. I think what is needed is a special ops team that goes in, holds a .45 to head and pulls the the trigger. Then we know for sure.
Well what are you waiting for?! Use that nice ship of yours to pinpoint their lifesigns and beam them into the brig! :)
Naw, just get Karl Rove to teleport over there and use his mind-control powers to force their surrender.
"Yo Osama - Feel lucky punk? Well, do you?"
How would you know?
fromunda
Since Oct 19, 2004
That will definitely work too. It has been tried - and proven!
If they blew ionic breeze off the air this is big stuff.
Yeah so "elegantly" put.
That is one tempting option available to the Asgard, but unfortunately an unworkable one. John Kerry would simply accuse us of rigging the election in favor of your nation-state's President, and the Protected Planets Treaty specifically forbids interference in a protected world's political affairs.
Here's a compromise - we can and will transport 2 or 3 hungry Replicators inside Michael Moore's underpants. And, as you know, since Replicators become what they eat, you can simply get rid of them yourselves by dousing them with several tons of soap. Its a win-win - we honor the Treaty and your country loses tons of ugly fat.
International criminal proceedings are for gay socialists.
Cruise missiles are for Girl Scouts.
I prefer something that makes a mile-wide crater with a nice big rim that glows in the dark!
Then we can debate how not-quite-as-guilty or a-little-more-guilty-please this toadsquat was, after he is satisfyingly and spectacularly dead.
When people from Peshawar to Beirut see the sky light up in the middle of the night, they'll get the message.
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