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To: asgardshill

Well what are you waiting for?! Use that nice ship of yours to pinpoint their lifesigns and beam them into the brig! :)


192 posted on 10/31/2004 9:24:56 AM PST by Tealc (Mail me if you want on or off my Jaffa, Kree! ping list)
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To: Tealc

Naw, just get Karl Rove to teleport over there and use his mind-control powers to force their surrender.


193 posted on 10/31/2004 9:28:22 AM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: Tealc
Well what are you waiting for?! Use that nice ship of yours to pinpoint their lifesigns and beam them into the brig!

That is one tempting option available to the Asgard, but unfortunately an unworkable one. John Kerry would simply accuse us of rigging the election in favor of your nation-state's President, and the Protected Planets Treaty specifically forbids interference in a protected world's political affairs.

Here's a compromise - we can and will transport 2 or 3 hungry Replicators inside Michael Moore's underpants. And, as you know, since Replicators become what they eat, you can simply get rid of them yourselves by dousing them with several tons of soap. Its a win-win - we honor the Treaty and your country loses tons of ugly fat.

199 posted on 10/31/2004 9:37:38 AM PST by asgardshill (Got a lump of coal? Tell Mary Mapes to 'shove it' - in 2 weeks you'll have a diamond.)
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