Daily Kerry Crack-ups - October 30, 2004 (Photos)

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[itsnevertoolate]

Kerry visits Appleton, WI where he give the "W" sign, but doesn't look happy doing it. He holds a rally in Des Moines, IA. Kerry stages another phony "regular guy" moment at a bar in Des Moines and shows he can't drink a beer like a normal guy just like he can't throw like a normal guy. Kerry fnishes up with a rally in Warren, OH. where he does the model walk down the runway.

3 days until the election. 4 more days of Kerry Crack-ups.

 

 

1Democratic presidential candidate Sen., John Kerry holds up three fingers indicating to supporters, at the start of a 'get out the vote' rally in Appleton, Wis., Saturday morning Oct. 30, 2004, that there are only three days left before he is elected president . Photo/Stephan Savoia)

 

 

2Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., speaks at a rally in Appleton, Wisc., Saturday, Oct. 30, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

 

3Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry speaks at a campaign rally in Appleton, Wisconsin October 30, 2004. There are three days left until Senator Kerry faces President George W. Bush in the 2004 U.S. presidential election. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

4Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry speaks at a campaign rally in Appleton, Wisconsin October 30, 2004. There are three days left until Senator Kerry faces President George W. Bush in the 2004 U.S. presidential election. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

5Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry gestures to the crowd behind him at a campaign rally in front of the State House in Des Moines, Iowa, October 30, 2004. There are three days left until Senator Kerry faces President George W. Bush in the 2004 U.S. presidential election. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

6U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry raises his arms upon arriving at a rally in Des Moines, Iowa, October 30, 2004. Kerry moved into a one-point lead over President George W. Bush three days before the presidential election, according to a Reuters/Zogby poll released on Saturday. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

 

7U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry reacts to the crowd at a rally in Des Moines, Iowa, October 30, 2004. Kerry moved into a one-point lead over President George W. Bush three days before the presidential election, according to a Reuters/Zogby poll released on Saturday. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

 

8Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., points into the crowd as he takes the stage at campaign rally, in Des Moines, Iowa, Saturday, Oct. 30, 2004. (AP Photo/Steven Senne)

 

 

9Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., walks down the hallway of the State House after attending a rally in Des Moines, Iowa Saturday, Oct. 30, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

 

10Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry orders a beer during an unscheduled stop at Francie's Bar in Des Moines, Iowa October 30, 2004. There are three days left until Senator Kerry faces President George W. Bush in the 2004 U.S. presidential election. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

11Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry picks up beers from the bar during an unscheduled stop at Francie's Bar in Des Moines, Iowa October 30, 2004. There are three days left until Senator Kerry faces President George W. Bush in the 2004 U.S. presidential election. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

12Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry sits for a beer during an unscheduled stop at Francie's Bar in Des Moines, Iowa October 30, 2004. There are three days left until Senator Kerry faces President George W. Bush in the 2004 U.S. presidential election. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

13Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., drinks a beer with patrons at Francie's Bar in Des Moines, Iowa Saturday, Oct. 30, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

 

14Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry sips a beer during an unscheduled stop at Francie's Bar in Des Moines, Iowa October 30, 2004. There are three days left until Senator Kerry faces President George W. Bush in the 2004 U.S. presidential election. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

15Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., waves as he arrives at a rally at courthouse square in Warren, Ohio Saturday, Oct. 30, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

 

16Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry walks through the crowd to the stage at a campaign rally in Warren, Ohio October 30, 2004. There are three days left until Senator Kerry faces President George W. Bush in the 2004 U.S. presidential election. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

[itsnevertoolate]

Crack-ups ping!

[ProtectOurFreedom]

First time in his ENTIRE life he's picked up a long-neck. What a joke. He looks as unnatural doing this as he does skiing, playing ball on the tarmac, wind surfing and kicking soccer balls. And his new drinking buddies are sure having a great time!

[luvie]

Still no flags in his crowd!

[mylife]

Joe Lochhart needs to glue Skerrys pinkie to that bottle!

[Bahbah]

Where does one begin. LOL.

[lsee]

That's right! The hokey-pokey IS what it's all about!

[luvie]

Looks like he's kissing that bottle--better that than TahRAYza!!

[AntiKev]

You know, my girlfriend and I were discussing the election today, and I mentioned a TV ad that clearly showed how he had Botox, my girlfriend stated "He's ugly." And I just laughed...and laughed. It's so funny...yet so obvious.

[xJones]

Reuters, of course, would shoot the Pope if it would get Kerry elected, and they certainly hired a dramatic photographer for him. Some of it looks like the Second Coming.

[DTogo]

Who the heck takes these pictures, AND RELEASES THEM!

Far too much humor here... where to start, where to start...

[Tealc]

I just love this 'four more weeks' ... 'n more days' stuff. As if a victorious challenger assumes the office immediately. Pfft.

[steveo]

[mylife]

Damn! Now he has Cracker farmers in Des Moines doing the black power thing!

[Texagirl4W]

Is he signing a W in pic #1?

[sarasota]

Barn coat by LL Bean; bracelet by Lance Armstrong; beer by ??? Watching Kerry pretend to be one of the guys: priceless.

[maggief]

"Read between the lines."

[Unruly Human]

Words can't describe how much I hate this treasonous vomit slurping commie dog. Nice pinky finger action, though.

[luvie]

They're gonna have to burn that nasty barn coat--bet it smells like a wet goat by now!

[Ladysmith]

Can ah git me a beer here?