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Girlfriend accused of mutilation
Houston Chronicle ^ | Oct. 29, 2004 | PEGGY O'HARE

Posted on 10/30/2004 6:41:59 AM PDT by Max Combined

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1 posted on 10/30/2004 6:42:00 AM PDT by Max Combined
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To: Max Combined

Cringing.......


2 posted on 10/30/2004 6:44:59 AM PDT by b4its2late (John John Kerry Edwards change positions more often than a Nevada prostitute!!!)
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To: Max Combined
OUCH!

I feel men cringing everywhere.


3 posted on 10/30/2004 6:46:25 AM PDT by SheLion ( Rove knew that sKerry was a man that stood for nothing and therefore would fall for anything.)
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To: Max Combined
Deputies searched for the penis for hours after the woman's daughter and sister gave them permission to look around the house.

I know, I know - compassion, and all that...but...

Doncha just know some wandering armadillo is still smacking his lips over the fresh vienna sausage snack he just happened upon?

This is rich!

Let the fun begin!

4 posted on 10/30/2004 6:47:29 AM PDT by OldSmaj (Islam is a false religion. It's adherents and followers are doomed to hell.)
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To: SheLion

...there are some things even more fearful than a Kerry victory....


5 posted on 10/30/2004 6:48:11 AM PDT by Sooth2222
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To: Max Combined

Severed - flushed.


6 posted on 10/30/2004 6:48:26 AM PDT by ImProudToBeAnAmerican (www.BrilliantYachts.com ~~ AIM: Brilliant Yachts)
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To: ImProudToBeAnAmerican

You can uncross your legs now guys.


7 posted on 10/30/2004 6:50:04 AM PDT by GOP_Proud (Those who preach tolerance seem to have the least for my views.)
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To: Max Combined

"HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE................."Now he REALLY does have a"Pocket-Rocket"!!!


8 posted on 10/30/2004 6:50:09 AM PDT by bandleader
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To: Max Combined
THIS is why I always sleep on my stomach!
9 posted on 10/30/2004 6:52:06 AM PDT by dagoofyfoot
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What I don't understand is how a man can wake up and find his penis already gone. She must have had a really sharp knife and a quick hand to cut it off in one stroke. But she still had to, you know, take hold of it and...I dunno, prepare to make the cut somehow. How many men would sleep through somebody fiddling around down there? Was he passed out drunk or drugged? I just don't understand how a man can sleep through having his penis cut off, and the way this story is written that's what happened.

And another thing. Anyone dating or married to a woman from Central/South America ought to collectively squeeze their knees together in a protective gesture. Lorena Bobbitt was from Latin America, too. If you're currently fooling around, watch out for your boys, boys! Wear an athletic cup to bed or something.

10 posted on 10/30/2004 6:52:15 AM PDT by wimpycat (John Kerry has a fevah, and the only prescription is "MORE COWBELL".)
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To: Max Combined

Please don't post these stories.

Sleepless in .....


11 posted on 10/30/2004 6:53:15 AM PDT by RGSpincich
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I hope he gets to her and does a Jack the Ripper on her, see if she likes having her genitals cut out.


12 posted on 10/30/2004 6:53:46 AM PDT by nomad
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To: Max Combined
Interesting life a head of him now.....


13 posted on 10/30/2004 6:55:07 AM PDT by Dallas59 ("A weak peace is worse than war" - Tacitcus)
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...there are some things even more fearful than a Kerry victory....

Hahaaaa......this wipes out ALL thoughts of the Election, doesn't it? :)

14 posted on 10/30/2004 6:55:25 AM PDT by SheLion ( Rove knew that sKerry was a man that stood for nothing and therefore would fall for anything.)
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To: SheLion
Tis plot will definitely make CSI next season.. If it's CSI/Las Vaegas..a cocktail waitress did the deed.<{P> If it's CSI/Miami, it'll be a baby alligator

If it's CSI/NY, it'll be a female chef at a sushi bar..

15 posted on 10/30/2004 6:57:35 AM PDT by ken5050
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To: Dallas59
He'll never be able to pass by this in store again...


16 posted on 10/30/2004 6:58:02 AM PDT by Dallas59 ("A weak peace is worse than war" - Tacitcus)
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Poor guy, he'll be the (b)runt of people's jokes forever...

"Here comes stumpy!"

17 posted on 10/30/2004 6:58:18 AM PDT by ImProudToBeAnAmerican (www.BrilliantYachts.com ~~ AIM: Brilliant Yachts)
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To: nomad

Oooh. Taking it personally, are you?


18 posted on 10/30/2004 6:58:51 AM PDT by wimpycat (John Kerry has a fevah, and the only prescription is "MORE COWBELL".)
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To: ken5050
Tis plot will definitely make CSI next season.. If it's CSI/Las Vegas..a cocktail waitress did the deed. If it's CSI/Miami, it'll be a baby alligator

If it's CSI/NY, it'll be a female chef at a sushi bar..

Of course!  They get their story lines from real life.  :)

I enjoy all of the CSI shows.  Really neat.


19 posted on 10/30/2004 6:59:47 AM PDT by SheLion ( Rove knew that sKerry was a man that stood for nothing and therefore would fall for anything.)
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To: Max Combined

I guess that's one way to "get a head".


20 posted on 10/30/2004 7:02:05 AM PDT by slouch-no-more
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