Posted on 10/29/2004 3:29:59 PM PDT by Cool Chick
Patrick Swayze: Middle East Scholar October 26, 2004 By Debbie Schlussel
Does consuming wontons at a Chinese restaurant make you an expert on Sino-American relations?
Patrick Swayze thinks so.
Just a week before the election, thats the logic Swayzethe has-been Dirty Dancing actorused in an absurd interview he gave to generate press for his wifes latest failed film, One Last Dance.
Speaking with Agence France Presse (it figures hed pick the French) while in Warsaw, Swayze criticized the United States for being insensitive and disrespectful in Iraq.
I know a great deal about the Middle East because Ive been raising Arabian horses, he said.
I eat Italian ices, but, unlike Mr. Dirty Dancing, Im not about to lecture Prime Minister Berlusconi about the economic situation in Florence.
(Excerpt) Read more at debbieschlussel.com ...
I'm not a real actor, I just try to play one in real life.
He knows a lot about Sweden because he eats their meatballs.
Actually, he should hang around with some actors, then he might learn something about ACTING.
Hahahahahahaha, that is so funny " I know a great deal about the middle east because I raise Arabian Horses". I guess that qualifies me as an expert too because I have two persian cats.
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That could turn out badly. I speak as an expert, having watched The Godfather.
I drive a Toyota, therefore I'm an expert on American/Japanese relations...
Every actor/ actress who has worked with this guy hated his guts. He is a narcissist and I've heard he's not the sharpest toool in the shed. Let's follow whatever he says. Not!
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I know a great deal about the Middle East because Ive been raising Arabian horses, he said
BWAHAHAHA, thanks for the laugh!!
LOL!!
Indeed. There was a typo above, when they referred to his wife. It should be "wife".
Ouch...that bites. [giggle]
"I've heard he's not the sharpest toool in the shed."
I figured that one out when he crashed his private plane when he was flying it staggering drunk.
ROTFLMAO
Let the experts gather. "In my youth, I smoked some imported Afghani hashish..." Of course, I didn't inhale.
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