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Kerry: Ordnance missing from New Mexico Base (Just in -C-NN)
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| 10-28-2004
| Ed Heenry
Posted on 10/28/2004 11:07:32 PM PDT by rennatdm
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Kerry slams Bush over missing Alien Explosives
'One of the great blunders of this administration'
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PORTSMOUTH, New Hampshire (AP) -- Sen. John Kerry is blaming President Bush for the disappearance of tons of Alien explosives from a Roswell, NM stockpile. "And now we know that our country and our troops are less safe because this president failed to do the basics," Kerry said at a campaign appearance in Dover, New Hampshire, on Monday. "This is one of the great blunders of Homeland Security, one of the great blunders of this administration. And the incredible incompetence of this president and this administration has put our nation at risk and put this world at greater risk than it ought to be." The Intergalactic Alien Weaponry Agency (IAWA) revealed Monday that 380 tons of powerful, Alien explosives are missing from the Top Secret Area 51 facility south of Roswell, an area that was supposed to be under American military control. (IAWA Spokesman: Tons of Alien explosives missing) Kerry's remarks came as he runs scared in four battleground states in the run-up to Election Day. The highlight comes at midday in Philadelphia where former President Bill Clinton (Bubba), still recovering from brain-bypass surgery, appears with Kerry at a rally. |
John Kerry starts his "War of The Worlds" campaign day Monday in Dover, New Hampshire. Seen here holding a replica of the alleged ship that he insists crashed in the 1950's, and led to the "First Contact". Kerry: "You can't continue to keep the facts from the world Mr. President." |
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Kerry's United Federation of Planets(UFP) Address 
Kerry: Crack the Vote Address  Flashback:
John Edwards one year ago today. . |
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Campaign advisers say the aim is to energize the Tin Foil Hat Wearing base of support, especially Schizophrenic-Americans. Clinton's appearance is also designed to remind voters that their "Mother Ship" is coming In addition to the "War of the Worlds" rally, Kerry campaigns today in New Hampshire, Michigan and Wisconsin. |
 Countdown to the vote:
C-NN.com's exclusive take on the election |
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Sparring over extraterrestrials Kerry's "War of the Worlds" theory on Tuesday prompted a sharp exchange between the two campaigns. "You make me president of the United States, we're going to win the War of the Worlds," Kerry said at an evening rally in Boca Raton, Florida. "It's not going to be up in the air whether or not we make the universe safe from those Martians, those Romulans and those Klingons." In a television interview, President Bush said it is "up in the air" whether the nation can ever be fully safe from Kerry and his Tin Foil Hat wearing followers, who may still be contemplating ways to use Hollywood to back up their "Martians are coming theories". |
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| C-NN's Ed Heenry previews the final week of campaigning. |
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| Arnold Schwarzenegger: Terminator is "Just a movie.... " "Wow, What a moron." |
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| Sen. John Kerry in Florida with Sideshow Bob. Sideshow Bob: "Kerry is my mutant twin removed from my backside at birth" |
 
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Kerry ridiculed Bush's statement, suggesting it echoed an earlier assertion by the president that the "War of the Worlds" was a media hoax. Earlier Sunday, after hitting his crack pipe, Kerry tried to persuade late-deciding voters that they can put their faith in his leadership by describing the cosmic beliefs that he says have guided him and would shape his presidency. |
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| • Interactive: Today's Hocus Pocus Focus • Explainer: Showdown states • Gallup.com: Showdowns • Women governors: Holding on |
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| Kerry said the Sci-Fi Channel -- and the UFO believers -- say society must take care of its most vulnerable members, but in many ways that test is not being met under the country's current leadership. Although Kerry spoke at one of the largest insane asylums in Florida, adviser Mike McCurry said his remarks were aimed at those who are still undecided voters who may be open to Kerry's call for Earth's support of The United Federation of Planets, but aren't sure how they feel about his karma. He noted that 70 percent of Democrats tell pollsters that they want a strong cosmic alliance. |
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| Kerry said he saw Klingons and Romulans daily in Vietnam as some of his closest friends were blasted by phasers and disruptors. "I even questioned how all the terrible things that I saw had fit into Captain Kirk's plan," said Kerry. Also adding that during this President's watch, "North Korea and Iran developed Photon Torpedoes from dilithium crystals obtained through secret dealings with the Klingon and Romulan Empires. During Kerry's speech, a man shouted, "End the War of the Worlds, John!" The man was escorted out after he tried to drape a banner over the third-floor balcony. Kerry said the man had a "legitimate concern." But he added the highest duty is to defeat Alien Insurgents so children can grow in security and peace, but that requires cooperation with the United Federation of Planets. Sen. Zell Miller Addresses the Senate on "Those Crack Headed Loons" 
Zell Miller on Kerry /Edwards sponsored bill to roll-back defense spending on Starship Enterprise: "Star-what? The Moonbats that have hi-jacked my beloved party have got to stop hitting the crack pipe! The Starship Enterprise is "fictional", people!
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Bush: "War of Worlds Media Hoax" |
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Doctor: Arafat has been beamed to Paris for colonic treatments. |
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• Judge halts Ohio "Crack the Vote" registration challenges |
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• Bush: Kerry has record of Drug Induced Hyperbole |
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Extended News; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: New Mexico; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: aliens; alqaqaa; arafat; bush; campaign; cnn; crack; dimwits; edwards; explosives; homelandsecurity; kerry; liars; missing; paris; politics; qaqaa; stargate; starshipenterprise; terror; waroftheworlds; zellmiller
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posted on
10/28/2004 11:07:34 PM PDT
by
rennatdm
To: rennatdm
Ya know....isn't Mr. Kerry a SENATOR who also served on intelligence committees??? Shouldn't HE be answering some of his own questions???
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posted on
10/28/2004 11:09:58 PM PDT
by
bonfire
To: rennatdm
To: bonfire
Kerry is really losing it.
How much time has he spent hanging around Gore and Dean?
To: rennatdm
Nice spoof rennatdm. That looks like it took a lot of time to put together.
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posted on
10/28/2004 11:15:47 PM PDT
by
LiberalBassTurds
(Islam is a religion of peace. Strange every murdering psychopath in the world is attracted to it.)
To: bonfire
I just got an email that said Kerry is ahead in 6 of the battleground states and that he's up by 6 or more in OHIO!!!
To: Aussie Dasher
Do NOT do this so late at night (or early in the morning)! Great post, tho.
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posted on
10/28/2004 11:17:31 PM PDT
by
Mach9
(.)
To: LiberalBassTurds
Had it up once, unedited (by mistake) a little work, but well worth it. I now have a template for a series, working on next edition now.
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posted on
10/28/2004 11:18:13 PM PDT
by
rennatdm
To: patriciamary
I'm in Ohio and I see more Bush signs than Kerry. I talk to EVERYONE when I go out and about and I'm hearing WAY more support for Bush than the media is portraying. AND I live in a Democrat county.
Just PRAY!!!
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posted on
10/28/2004 11:18:58 PM PDT
by
bonfire
To: Mach9
But it's the middle of the afternoon!
To: patriciamary
Three weeks ago, the polls had the two parties in Australia neck-and-neck.
The next day, Labor were belted for a six.
Need I say more about polls?
To: Aussie Dasher
It's 2-something a.m. for me. I start absorbing the stuff before I've vetted it!
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posted on
10/28/2004 11:27:29 PM PDT
by
Mach9
(.)
To: Mach9
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posted on
10/28/2004 11:30:40 PM PDT
by
rennatdm
To: rennatdm
Cool. Look forward to the next renditions. :^)
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posted on
10/28/2004 11:31:54 PM PDT
by
LiberalBassTurds
(Islam is a religion of peace. Strange every murdering psychopath in the world is attracted to it.)
To: Mach9
I've had a shocking dose of the 'flu all week. Does that stand up as an excuse?
Mind you, given the way Kerry's been carrying on this week, I wouldn't put anything past him.
To: bonfire
To: rennatdm
Please never post anything like this on DU or you will cause a nationwide panic.
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posted on
10/29/2004 1:27:24 AM PDT
by
U S Army EOD
(John Kerry, the mother of all flip floppers.I)
To: rennatdm
That's it! I'm voting for sKERRY!!!
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posted on
10/29/2004 2:05:22 AM PDT
by
Vets_Husband_and_Wife
(It's simple, support the troops, fight terrorism, live & live free.... Vote for Bush!)
To: rennatdm
Now that's funny. When is the next one due to be released?
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posted on
10/29/2004 10:35:52 AM PDT
by
zerohour
To: zerohour
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posted on
10/29/2004 10:48:50 AM PDT
by
rennatdm
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