Posted on 10/27/2004 2:23:00 PM PDT by drpix
Freeper Exclusive -- In response to lingering charges that their candidate has made numerous false personal claims, inside sources in the Kerry Campaign said he "is the real deal" and will soon present "photographic proof of his every word." They said Kerry is tired of the continuing questioning of his honesty and has ordered the release of photographs from his personal family album that will "backup his words and silence his critics once and for all."
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| "PASSION... TO GO OUT AND SIT ON THE JOHN DEERE AND... PLOW" |  |
| "RAN THE BOSTON MARATHON" |  |
| "WHO AMONGST US DOES NOT LOVE NASCAR?" |  |
| "CHRISTMAS ON A GUNBOAT IN CAMBODIA" |  |
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| "I HAVE MET WITH FOREIGN LEADERS. THEY LOOK YOU IN THE EYE AND TELL YOU... " |  |
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He'll be releasing pictures of himself, recreated photos in Vietnam. Just watch.
LOL!! Great stuff!
Cheers!
And the hunting photo? After all, he's been hunting since he was 11 or 12 years old. Where's the Elmer Fudd photo?
Isn't that Rosie Ruiz in the background of the marathon photo?
If he wants to substantiate anything, then he needs to sign form 180. Family pictures don't mean sh!t! I'm more interested when he was a traitor! How's he going to make that go away?
LOL! Thanks for the laughs.
image source: http://www.sacredcowburgers.com/parodies/a_sensitive_war.jpgJacquestrap has been at more important worldly events than Forrest Gump and the Tourist Guy combined.
You got that right , I want to see the DD214 he got before Jimmy Carter gave him the one he has now.
The one with the General Discharge instead of Honorable.
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