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Man Charged for Wearing Uniform in Court (MORON ALERT!)
Associated Press ^ | October 26, 2004 | Associated Press

Posted on 10/27/2004 6:52:44 AM PDT by nascartex

ROCKPORT, Texas - Andrew Isbell wore an Army sergeant's uniform, two Bronze Stars and a Purple Heart during his drug possession trial in August. Now authorities are citing military records that show he worked in food service, never was in the infantry, never attained a rank above private and didn't receive the medals he wore, the Corpus Christi Caller-Times reported in its Wednesday editions.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: democrat; dnc; kerryimpersonator; moron; terrymcauliff; texas
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Isbell, 23, told jurors in August that he was an infantryman who had patrolled Baghdad streets in search of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction. He was on leave, he said, after suffering a gunshot wound.

Isbell was acquitted of the drug charge. But he has since been charged with aggravated perjury in Aransas County.

Military records mention nothing about him being wounded, nor did he receive a Bronze Stars or Purple Heart, according to an affidavit.

Isbell is free on $50,000 bond, but could face two to 10 years in prison and up to a $10,000 fine if he is convicted, prosecutor Michael Hess said.

A woman who answered the phone at his home on Tuesday night told The Associated Press that he was out of town. Court officials said they do not know if Isbell has hired an attorney.

Isbell recently was charged after making a statement to Texas Ranger Oscar Rivera and FBI (news - web sites) Special Agent Andy Walton.

Hess said an investigation into Isbell's story began after a juror in the drug trial raised questions about Isbell's uniform.

Isbell was absent without leave for 61 days and was discharged for the betterment of the service, according to the arrest affidavit.

Isbell violated federal regulations by displaying military medals that he did not earn, Walton said in the document.

1 posted on 10/27/2004 6:52:45 AM PDT by nascartex
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To: yall

Old Sarge will not be posting to this thread.

Sarge is currently self-administering anger management, in the form of gnawing on the corner of his desk, as a result of reading this post.

Sarge will be present for duty, once the Demoral kicks in, and the work order for the new workstation is submitted.

Thank you.


2 posted on 10/27/2004 6:55:33 AM PDT by Old Sarge (From the Stupidity of the American people, O Lord, deliver us!)
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To: nascartex

Guess he was taking lessons from Kerry.


3 posted on 10/27/2004 6:57:19 AM PDT by Piquaboy (John F-ng Kerry was a traitor to his fellow soldiers and now his country.)
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To: Old Sarge

Ahhhh, justice is served. Don't take it too bad Old Sarge, this dorktard is going to pay a steep price.


4 posted on 10/27/2004 6:57:36 AM PDT by Shryke (Rumpologist)
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To: Old Sarge

Hahaa! I'm glad you're on our side Sarge!


5 posted on 10/27/2004 6:58:09 AM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (Which part of "Don't Mess With Texas" didn't you get?)
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To: nascartex

WOW! He could run for President as a dumbo-krat!......


6 posted on 10/27/2004 6:58:37 AM PDT by Red Badger (Ask not for whom the Freeper freeps, they freep for thee........)
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To: nascartex

He sounds like one of the guys John Kerry used to run around with.


7 posted on 10/27/2004 6:58:56 AM PDT by cripplecreek (We've turned the corner and we're not smokin crack.)
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To: nascartex

How ... "Kerryesque" of him.


8 posted on 10/27/2004 6:59:45 AM PDT by The G Man (George W. Bush: "Got wood?")
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To: Old Sarge
If I may, I will try, probably not with success, to speak for Sarge while he takes a Bourbon relaxation moment..

What a total and complete, unadulterated pile of Human Excrement this a@*hole is. He comes from the Kerry school of military bullsh*@. This a hole should be locked in a room with about 10 marines while wearing this uniform and let justice be done...

Damn, now I need Whiskey, I think I might Stroke...
9 posted on 10/27/2004 7:01:12 AM PDT by DSBull (Liberal logic: the most mutually exclusive words in the universe!)
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To: nascartex

John "Reporting for Duty" Kerry will pardon his fellow medal-fabricator if he reaches the White House.


10 posted on 10/27/2004 7:05:44 AM PDT by carrier-aviator
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To: DSBull; Old Sarge

11 posted on 10/27/2004 7:11:00 AM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (Which part of "Don't Mess With Texas" didn't you get?)
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To: nascartex

Andrew Isbell as he should have appeared for court.


He'd have been alot better off. Loser!

12 posted on 10/27/2004 7:11:49 AM PDT by daylate-dollarshort
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To: Old Sarge
Hey Sarge,
If I may quote an old John Belushi line from "Animal House"...

"My advise to you is to start drinking....heavily."

13 posted on 10/27/2004 7:12:04 AM PDT by cuz_it_aint_their_money (I think you can be an honest man and lie about any number of things. Dan Rather to Bill O'Reilly.)
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To: daylate-dollarshort

HAHAHAHAH! Thanks for that!


14 posted on 10/27/2004 7:12:42 AM PDT by nascartex
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To: nascartex

This guy had to have cheated on the written test to have gotten into the service to begin with. An IQ smaller than your shoe size is a distinct liability.


15 posted on 10/27/2004 7:13:41 AM PDT by crazyhorse691 (I volunteer to instruct JFK on the meaning of a purple heart!!)
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To: nascartex

He should have came into court with big, frilly epaulets, a sword and a Commodore Perry hat on his head. The more surreal, the better I always say. :-)


16 posted on 10/27/2004 7:14:17 AM PDT by Freepdonia (Victory is Ours!)
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To: crazyhorse691

I can't for the life of me figure out WHY he did it. I mean, c'mon! And especially for a court appearance. And where did he get the two Bronze Stars and the Purple Heart? Father? Pawn shop?


17 posted on 10/27/2004 7:15:17 AM PDT by nascartex
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To: Leapfrog
Glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug......
18 posted on 10/27/2004 7:15:28 AM PDT by DSBull (Liberal logic: the most mutually exclusive words in the universe!)
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To: nascartex

Let us show a little more respect, here! Isbell, by wearing awards to which he is not entitled, has qualified to become a democrat candidate for Senator from Massachusetts and US President. The dems seem to like false and lying heros.


19 posted on 10/27/2004 7:18:16 AM PDT by Tacis (Kerry - It Is All About Providing Aid And Comfort To The Enemies Of America!)
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To: nascartex

You can buy them at some surplus store, believe it or know..I don't think it is legal and the ones I have seen are not official looking but people who don't know, probably wouldn't notice..This mental giant being one.

Sarge pass the hooch...


20 posted on 10/27/2004 7:18:18 AM PDT by DSBull (Liberal logic: the most mutually exclusive words in the universe!)
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