Psychics say they’re feeling the energy of Election Day

The Columbus Dispatch ^ | October 26, 2004 | MIKE HARDEN

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

She also practices what she calls "rumpology," a bottomend version of palmistry that uses the folds and crevices of an individual’s derriere to divine the future.

I'm speechless....

[escapefromboston]

Hmm I wonder what John Titor has to say about the election

[JFC]

I do not know nothing about no energy....

What I do know is God is in Control. Prayers all over the world are going our on behalf of this election.

I saw a church today saying they will have their santuary open from 7-7 on November 1 to pray for this election. This is going on all over the world. God is not going to foresake us. He knows already the outcome and I have faith that He has assured me it will all work out. He knows we are faithful and we need revival upon our land.

[beansox]

how come they cant come up with the Super Lotto Numbers?

[Red Badger]

She also practices what she calls "rumpology," a bottomend version of palmistry that uses the folds and crevices of an individual’s derriere to divine the future.

Paging Elizabeth Edwards......

[international american]

In other news, a large rabbit was seen strolling down 5th Avenue this morning with a pancake on his head. Police are at a loss to explain the reasoning behind this. Michael Moore grabbed the pancake.

[danneskjold]

She also practices what she calls "rumpology," a bottomend version of palmistry that uses the folds and crevices of an individual’s derriere to divine the future.

Wow, I didn't realize that I was a practicing psychic when I was in college...

[TheBigB]

Sorry, I hadda stop at "Jacqueline Stallone" and "psychic dogs."

[WinOne4TheGipper]

"I see a huge outcry. People will be asking for a recall regardless of how the election turns out."

Apparently, she knows the future but doesn't know basic American civics.

[flutters]

I guess we learn something new every day. :)

[Die_Hard Conservative Lady]

Amen.... I agree also that our Dear Lord, will not forsake us... God Bless G.W. Bush and our troops.

[CzarNicky]

She also practices what she calls "rumpology," a bottomend version of palmistry that uses the folds and crevices of an individual’s derriere to divine the future.

I wonder if botox affects this?

[Imaverygooddriver]

I can`t wait until this poodle boy geek is gone.......

 

"Click your heels three times and repeat after me; 'There is no place like home...There is no place like home..."

[Billthedrill]

She also practices what she calls "rumpology," a bottomend version of palmistry that uses the folds and crevices of an individual’s derriere to divine the future.

I guess she's admitting that she pulls her predictions out of her...uh...

[Shryke]

Yep, you KNOW daddy's go a brand new tagline!

[mlocher]

i am guessing that some psychics are more acurate than some polls.

[Buck W.]

"Paging Elizabeth Edwards......"

Too many folds--sensory overload!

[GSlob]

One should always try to predict the obvious. Once an executive office stood empty for a long time, while a search was being conducted. With grossly overplayed voice and facial expression the following prediction was delivered:
"I see... it will be ... a greedy a-hole..."
The prediction turned out to be bullseye.

[JFC]

I want to throw up every time I see kerry doing the hands praying thing to his fan clubs. It makes me want to jerk that yellow braclet off his arms and wrap it around his feet!