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Terrorist Captured in Maine Woods
backwoods humor | October 26, 2004 | Key West

Posted on 10/26/2004 9:26:54 AM PDT by KeyWest

A well known terrorist was captured in the Maine Woods today. The terrorist, AllSumma Ben Loggin was captured in Androscoggin County trying to escape to Bar Harbor.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Maine
KEYWORDS: downeast; humor; maine
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1 posted on 10/26/2004 9:26:55 AM PDT by KeyWest
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To: KeyWest

He was captured by John Kerry, and he was a "16 pointer".


2 posted on 10/26/2004 9:27:59 AM PDT by The Hollywood Conservative (I can't even make a tagline because I'm a GIANT IDIOT!!!)
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To: KeyWest

Bin Loggin All Summer?


3 posted on 10/26/2004 9:28:37 AM PDT by granite (IT IS UP TO US NOW.)
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To: KeyWest

I've read about this guy. A real killer and I'm glad we finally got him.


4 posted on 10/26/2004 9:29:21 AM PDT by daguberment ("Kin I git me a huntin license here?")
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To: KeyWest

Was he staying with Olympia Snow???


5 posted on 10/26/2004 9:30:21 AM PDT by bandleader
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To: KeyWest
On a scale of 1 to 10, this joke rates......

a spork.

6 posted on 10/26/2004 9:30:42 AM PDT by Shryke
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To: KeyWest

Maybe Susan Collins????


7 posted on 10/26/2004 9:30:44 AM PDT by bandleader
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To: The Hollywood Conservative

Can I git me a hunt'n license there?


8 posted on 10/26/2004 9:31:02 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: KeyWest

His brother is named Darryl.


9 posted on 10/26/2004 9:32:08 AM PDT by Rebelbase (President Jimmy Carter is a complete idiot .)
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To: KeyWest

Bin Jokin was working at a comedy club...

And no one's seen Bin Hidin.


10 posted on 10/26/2004 9:32:47 AM PDT by Poohbah (SKYBIRD SKYBIRD DO NOT ANSWER...SKYBIRD SKYBIRD DO NOT ANSWER)
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To: KeyWest

Is he related to "All-Moosa Bin Friggin"?


11 posted on 10/26/2004 9:33:20 AM PDT by leadpencil1 (Hey Kerry, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?)
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To: The Hollywood Conservative
Yea... when he was out hunting with Manny Ortiz.
12 posted on 10/26/2004 9:33:58 AM PDT by johnny7 (“Lick my ball-sweat Lady Astor!!” -Winston Churchill)
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To: KeyWest

Don't quit your day job.:)


13 posted on 10/26/2004 9:35:08 AM PDT by xJones
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To: KeyWest

Is he an Aroostook Valley separatist? Still upset over the Webster-Ashburton treaty I gather.


14 posted on 10/26/2004 9:35:31 AM PDT by Betis70 (I'm only Left Wing when I play hockey)
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To: The Hollywood Conservative
He was captured by John Kerry, and he was a "16 pointer".

While crawling stealthily on his belly through the underbrush (which most good hunters do, so I'm told these days) with his trusty 23 gauge (with an extra clip of ammo).

15 posted on 10/26/2004 9:36:39 AM PDT by Recovering Hermit
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To: KeyWest
Really should put something after the title. Humor, or humor break, or something.

Not kosher to attract with that title.

16 posted on 10/26/2004 9:39:12 AM PDT by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: johnny7
He was windsurfing 30 yards away from lambert field with his favorite red sox player, Manneddie Ortizyost, when out of the blue came this 16 point buck, which he shot with his AK47.
17 posted on 10/26/2004 9:39:12 AM PDT by The Hollywood Conservative (I can't even make a tagline because I'm a GIANT IDIOT!!!)
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To: KeyWest

What about his precious bodily fluids?


18 posted on 10/26/2004 9:40:23 AM PDT by FreedomFarmer (Don't aim high, Aim Low. That's where you find the head of the snake.)
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To: Puppage

LOL....best come back to this point!


19 posted on 10/26/2004 9:40:54 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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