You almost might enjoy that bit about the horse semen. ;)
haha! Whoa, Nellie! :^DMy cousin used to have a dairy farm in Northeast Texas back in the early 70's. I was going to college at the time at UT-Arlington.
During Spring Break, I went out there for a few days just to get away.
While I was there, she demonstrated the art of artificially inseminating a cow for me. What a mess !!