haha! Whoa, Nellie! :^DMy cousin used to have a dairy farm in Northeast Texas back in the early 70's. I was going to college at the time at UT-Arlington.
During Spring Break, I went out there for a few days just to get away.
While I was there, she demonstrated the art of artificially inseminating a cow for me. What a mess !!
Insert smile here.
Well that WAS my recommendation to Blog readers. The show was about dirty and messy jobs and dang if they didn't show the whole thing...the stallion mounting the mount block, the 'tease mare' and the show's host holding the artificial vagina up to the appropriate collection spot, ahem, which was artfully blurred out lest we see an erect stallion's private parts.
Dang, I was mesmerized.
And I can't imagine doing that with a BULL!