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*****Pre-emptive revenge against the sign stealers.*****
TO THE THIEF (SwiftVets.com Forum Index -> Geedunk & Scuttlebutt) ^ | Sat Oct 23, 2004 | xxxxxxxx

Posted on 10/23/2004 6:01:37 AM PDT by dynoman

"Lew go down to your local body shop and pick up a can of the "non-solvable" 3M spray on contact cement, it always stays tacky until it is touched then it's instant perma-bond! They may get your sign but you'll have the satisfaction that it will need to be surgically removed from their hand.

Just spray around the top edge Lew you don’t want no doggies stuck to it."


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: goons; signs; theft; thieves
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To: MaryFromMichigan
Very colorful!

LOL! Now I have to clean the coffee off my keyboard!

81 posted on 10/23/2004 7:52:08 AM PDT by MamaTexan (I am NOT a 'legal entity'!)
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To: tacticalogic

Great tagline.


82 posted on 10/23/2004 7:54:52 AM PDT by gitmo (Thanks, Mel. I needed that.)
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To: gitmo

Thanks. Some days I get more comments about that tagline than I do the posts.


83 posted on 10/23/2004 7:57:00 AM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: Darksheare; MamaTexan; Old Sarge; Squantos

I grew up around my dad's farm implement business. We had a shop foreman who could melt the paint off of a John Deere with his language. However, my dad taught me that the sign of a real man was being able to express yourself without resorting to swearing. I have learned that, although it took several years for the lesson to sink in, and hopefully am passing that on to my son, son-in-law and others around me. Cursing is the one thing that is the ultimate gut churning turn off for me. Understand that I cannot legislate my morality, but at the same time I do not have to put up with it.


84 posted on 10/23/2004 7:59:05 AM PDT by SLB ("We must lay before Him what is in us, not what ought to be in us." C. S. Lewis)
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To: RandallFlagg
I've seen it often. Folks need to come here thinking that there's a bunch of impressionable ten-year-olds reading these posts; it's much easier to self-edit with that mindset.

Not to mention us impressionable pentadecatarians.

85 posted on 10/23/2004 8:00:46 AM PDT by gitmo (Thanks, Mel. I needed that.)
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To: tacticalogic

I just don't remember the last time I saw someone that stubborn about refusing to even consider that they might be out of line, no matter how many people they had trying to warn them.

i remember. here's a list : michael moore, al gore, john kerry, john edwards, howard dean, ted kennedy, rev al, jessie jackson, hildebeast, slick willie, tad devine, ricky holbrook, linda rondstadt, etc...


86 posted on 10/23/2004 8:06:37 AM PDT by badmrbunny (AOL NEWS IS A SHILL FOR KERRY. COMPLAIN AT AOL KEYWORD TELLUS.)
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To: SLB
my dad taught me that the sign of a real man was being able to express yourself without resorting to swearing

My Mom always told us people who cussed were showing their ignorance because only a truly ignorant person had such a limited vocabulary!

And she was, indeed a master of the language since she was the only person I've ever known that could tell you ('properly', of course) to go to Hell-

and make you look forward to the trip! ;)

87 posted on 10/23/2004 8:17:19 AM PDT by MamaTexan (I am NOT a 'legal entity'!)
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To: MojoWire
There is a spray can product used by police and law enforcement which, once touched, stays on the culprits' hands and cannot be washed off for 48 hours.

It is illuminated via a certain type of light, ultra violet, I think.

Sounds like they ought to use this stuff to identify those who vote!

88 posted on 10/23/2004 9:26:39 AM PDT by feedback doctor (Fundamentalist Liberals, Fundamentalist Muslims, the only difference is the clothes)
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To: Darksheare

well let's put panties on his head anyway


89 posted on 10/23/2004 10:20:36 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Ignorance, bigotry, envy, and gluttony are a few floor joists in the democratic platform.)
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To: AbramsGunnerE5; Conspiracy Guy

Yeah, and make him dance too!


90 posted on 10/23/2004 10:25:34 AM PDT by Darksheare (Ganags of epopel shall stune your beeber with "UNNNGH!")
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To: dynoman
I imagine you'd open yourself to legal action if you did that, honestly.

No different than, say, putting a contraption containing a bed of nails turned point up just out of view on your side of the fence because you get tired of the "damn neighbor's kids" hopping into your yard and quashing your petunias.

91 posted on 10/23/2004 10:43:31 AM PDT by LincolnLover (Useless Vanities and Reposts--The Bane of an Admin Monitor's Existence!)
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To: dynoman

I fly my USMC Battle flag in front of my house. I have NO problems. I also have 6 dogs too.


92 posted on 10/23/2004 10:47:36 AM PDT by TMSuchman (If we don't get out to vote, the anti-Americans will win, and we will loose everything!)
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To: dynoman

You especially don't want little boy doggies'

. . .

well you don't want em stuck to it, right.


93 posted on 10/23/2004 11:06:01 AM PDT by Quix (PRAYERS 4 PRES, FAMILY, ADVISORS N OUR REPUBLIC IN OCT MAY BE VITALLY CRUCIAL)
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To: E.Allen

"urushiol is the active ingredient in poison ivy"

yes, but where would you get such a thing?


94 posted on 10/23/2004 11:09:14 AM PDT by DaiHuy (en vertias est lux)
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To: Admin Moderator

What am I missing? What profanity?


95 posted on 10/23/2004 11:09:55 AM PDT by maineman
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To: maineman

A former poster, "AbramsGunnerE5" liked using the word "pi**".
He didn't stay here long.
He did say it would be easy to sign right back up.
With an attitude like his, he should be easy to spot.


96 posted on 10/23/2004 11:40:35 AM PDT by MaryFromMichigan (We childproofed our home, but they are still getting in)
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To: dynoman

Motion sensor flash goes off, triggering a speaker announcement, "you have been photographed, police have been auto-dialed," followed by a loud recording of big dog barking behind the front window and a light going on inside.


97 posted on 10/23/2004 2:04:05 PM PDT by Bonaparte (twisting slowly, slowly in the wind...)
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To: DaiHuy

Don't know for sure, there's probably some on eBay. I wouldn't want to be around it, I have to take the steroid pills when I get it.


98 posted on 10/23/2004 5:53:42 PM PDT by E.Allen
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To: dynoman

99 posted on 10/24/2004 7:16:58 AM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: dynoman

I got up this morning and see that the DemoRATS stole my Bush/Cheney sign from my front yard!


100 posted on 10/27/2004 4:42:34 AM PDT by KeyLargo
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