Posted on 10/23/2004 6:01:37 AM PDT by dynoman
"Lew go down to your local body shop and pick up a can of the "non-solvable" 3M spray on contact cement, it always stays tacky until it is touched then it's instant perma-bond! They may get your sign but you'll have the satisfaction that it will need to be surgically removed from their hand.
Just spray around the top edge Lew you don’t want no doggies stuck to it."
LOL! Now I have to clean the coffee off my keyboard!
Great tagline.
Thanks. Some days I get more comments about that tagline than I do the posts.
I grew up around my dad's farm implement business. We had a shop foreman who could melt the paint off of a John Deere with his language. However, my dad taught me that the sign of a real man was being able to express yourself without resorting to swearing. I have learned that, although it took several years for the lesson to sink in, and hopefully am passing that on to my son, son-in-law and others around me. Cursing is the one thing that is the ultimate gut churning turn off for me. Understand that I cannot legislate my morality, but at the same time I do not have to put up with it.
Not to mention us impressionable pentadecatarians.
I just don't remember the last time I saw someone that stubborn about refusing to even consider that they might be out of line, no matter how many people they had trying to warn them.
i remember. here's a list : michael moore, al gore, john kerry, john edwards, howard dean, ted kennedy, rev al, jessie jackson, hildebeast, slick willie, tad devine, ricky holbrook, linda rondstadt, etc...
My Mom always told us people who cussed were showing their ignorance because only a truly ignorant person had such a limited vocabulary!
And she was, indeed a master of the language since she was the only person I've ever known that could tell you ('properly', of course) to go to Hell-
and make you look forward to the trip! ;)
It is illuminated via a certain type of light, ultra violet, I think.
Sounds like they ought to use this stuff to identify those who vote!
well let's put panties on his head anyway
Yeah, and make him dance too!
No different than, say, putting a contraption containing a bed of nails turned point up just out of view on your side of the fence because you get tired of the "damn neighbor's kids" hopping into your yard and quashing your petunias.
I fly my USMC Battle flag in front of my house. I have NO problems. I also have 6 dogs too.
You especially don't want little boy doggies'
. . .
well you don't want em stuck to it, right.
"urushiol is the active ingredient in poison ivy"
yes, but where would you get such a thing?
What am I missing? What profanity?
A former poster, "AbramsGunnerE5" liked using the word "pi**".
He didn't stay here long.
He did say it would be easy to sign right back up.
With an attitude like his, he should be easy to spot.
Motion sensor flash goes off, triggering a speaker announcement, "you have been photographed, police have been auto-dialed," followed by a loud recording of big dog barking behind the front window and a light going on inside.
Don't know for sure, there's probably some on eBay. I wouldn't want to be around it, I have to take the steroid pills when I get it.
I got up this morning and see that the DemoRATS stole my Bush/Cheney sign from my front yard!
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