Posted on 10/22/2004 10:50:19 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Conservative author survives creamy stage-left attack
OCTOBER 22--Meet Phillip Edgar Smith and William Zachary Wolff. The Tucson men, both 24, were arrested last night after throwing cream pies at author Ann Coulter during her speech at the University of Arizona. One pie connected with the conservative commentator's shoulder. Smith, a UA student, and Wolff were charged with criminal damage, a felony, and misdemeanor counts of disorderly conduct and assault. The felony charge resulted from damage to a backdrop that school officials estimated at $3000. The pie provocateurs were booked into the Pima County Adult Detention Center--where the below mug shots were snapped--and scheduled for a court appearance today. If you're wondering about the sheets Smith and Wolff are wearing, they're not Bedouins. As a courtesy, the Pima jailers use them to cover the lockup's standard-issue orange jumpsuits. (1 page)
I think I've seen these two on "Wanted" posters from the late 1800's American west.
They better not show up in my neighborhood.
Pansey gurly-men. Real toough around a woman less than half their weights. I like to see them try that with a real conservative guy from area.
No doubt about it, they both take it in the butt!
Their moms must be so proud of them.
The clown on the right would appear to have had his nose beat on, what a shame.
I think the pair on the bottom are smarter!!
What's the big deal? Ann loves it when I throw wip cream all over her! (at least in my dreams.....)
The sissy on left looks the part.
The thug on the right, what's his excuse
for such a wuss of an act? His nose looks
like its been the brunt of some full-on punches.
Looks to me like they're in the barber chair for some much needed grooming. My dog's coat puts them to shame.
The guy on the right hand side (not the John Cusack Look-a-like) looks like he's done just a bit too much crank.
I believe they are draped in sheets for identification purposes. During the lineup or photopack ID it may be "prejudicial" to not have all the people wearing the same clothing. It's a measure used to eliminate the arguement by defense attorneys that their client was singled out by the color/wording of the t-shirt, while hundreds of the same shirt may be worn/sold on a college campus. Hope that clears it up.
Poster boys for the modern dimoCRACKtic party!
OHH, the horror. Pied by Eric Burdon and Richard "Jaws" Kiel.
Well, they'll probably have plenty of dates where they are going. Only not with Ann, or any other woman for that matter.
The article states" If you're wondering about the sheets Smith and Wolff are wearing, they're not Bedouins. As a courtesy, the Pima jailers use them to cover the lockup's standard-issue orange jumpsuits."
Facia Brutta!!!!!!!!!
These must be the faces of "Mean Spiritedness" that Clintoon used to warn us about.
I wondered what Michael J. Pollard had been up to.
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