Posted on 10/21/2004 1:02:51 PM PDT by UCANSEE2
MODERATOR: How will you help the ECONOMY?
BUSH: I have lowered taxes and showed up to help people get employed again. Bush renewed his resolve not to raise taxes. I believe families and the economy are better off with lower taxes.
KERRY: I will remove the tax cuts, and we will probably have to raise taxes on everyone. Well, except for me and Teresa. And I will be a little busy windsurfing, so I am afraid I don’t have time to help the little people.
MODERATOR: Do we need to pass a GLOBAL TEST?
BUSH: I will never ask any other countries permission to protect the US.
KERRY: Well, I have property in Europe, and I don’t want to endanger it by making France, Germany, or Spain mad. So we must conduct focus-groups, have meetings, and then turn over all documents to the UN for further discussion.
MODERATOR: Tell us about your FAMILY VALUES
BUSH: I am an honest, God-fearing Christian, who loves his family and country. I have and will lead this country with strength and resolve.
KERRY: Well, I was a Catholic/Irish/Jewish/Baptist altar boy, and even though the Catholic chuch has excommunicated me, I still believe im God. I will lead this country the same way I led the troops in Vietnam. Did I mention I was a war hero?
MODERATOR: Why should the American people elect you for PRESIDENT?
BUSH: I am making America stronger and safer and ask for your vote to continue to do so for four more years. I Thank the elected officials who have partnered with me and Thank the American people for the grass roots support.
KERRY: My initials are JFK, and I am rich. My family has always had money and promised me I would be President of the most powerful country one day. I have tried marrying the RICH and BEAUTIFUL in Hollywood, but finally had to settle for just RICH. I wish to Thank my cash drawer, I mean wife, to thank all the union thugs, the paid ‘town-hall’ forum people, the thousands of lawyers, my buddies at CBS NBC ABC CNN and criminals/dictators/Organized crime around the world. Those *ssholes at Sinclair better watch out, if I win, and all the people who didn’t vote for me. I have ways, you know.
MODERATOR: Briefly, sum up your RECORD in POLITICS.
BUSH: I am proud of my record, as Governor, and as President. It is available for all to see. I tell you what I am going to do and keep my word.
KERRY: Did I mention I was a war hero?
MODERATOR: How do you view the GROWTH of GOVERNMENT ?
BUSH: I believe in more freedom and choices for the people, I want health care more affordable with less regulations. I am pro-farmer and pro-small business with less regulation on those businesses.
KERRY: National HEALTH CARE for all citizens, so that politicians will be making your medical decisions, instead of those silly doctors. What do they know? We will still allow you to file Medical Malpractice suits against them, as my VP wants a side job. National Education for all children, in the GEA (Government Education Assocation ) Schools. National MEDIA , so that all media broadcasts are consistent. Did I mention that we might have to raise taxes for this? National FARMING, to reduce costs and eliminate all those pesky individual farms blighting the country. I could go on, but I am boring myself.
MODERATOR: How would you solve ENERGY needs for the future?
BUSH: We must become less dependent on foreign sources of energy, and we need to encourage new clean technology.
KERRY: As long as we cooperate with France, Germany, Iran, Iraq, give them URANIUM when needed, we can still get oil from them for our uses. We must not abuse this resource, so many Americans must do a little sacrificing, like with smaller cars, etc. I don’t want to run out of gas for my boat or jet airplane at a crucial moment.
MODERATOR: How do you view the situation on the WAR IN IRAQ? BUSH:The duty of the President of the United States is to protect the people If the president is weak and uncertain the nation will drift to tragedy. This will not happen on my watch. I am fighting terrorism overseas so the nation will not have to fight it at home. Progress made in the last three years has resulted in freedom for over 50 million people. When we get them on democracy then our troops will come home with the honor they deserve. I believe in the transformational power of liberty.
KERRY: I will do for the returning soldiers of IRAQ what I did for the returning soldiers of VIETNAM.
The information used was gleaned from another thread http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1252351/posts .
BEST PART IS THE LAST LINE!!!!!!!!
"john kerry has a PLAN"
"Halliburton!"
Actually, that last line just sent a shiver down my back. YIKES! That's like a terrible prophecy. I PRAY it doesn't come true.
bump!!!
Good!
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