What a MANLY man.
Posted on 10/21/2004 10:19:22 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
After Staging Photo-Op 'Hunt,' Kerry Refuses to Carry His Own Bird
Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he bagged a goose on his Poland, Ohio swing state hunting trip Thursday, but his real target was the voters who may harbor doubts about him.
Kerry returned after a two hour hunting trip wearing a camouflage jacket and carrying a 12 gauge shotgun, but someone else carried the bird that he had shot.
'Im too lazy', Kerry joked. 'I'm still giddy over the Red Sox. It was hard to focus.'
Although he claims to be an avid hunter, Kerry has never joined the 315 member Congressional Sportmans Caucus.
John Kerry, [however] has a 100 percent rating from the radical animal rights group like PETA and the Fund for Animals.
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" 'I'm still giddy over the Red Sox."
Oh Yeah, real men say they're " giddy."
BTW- Kerry is the only one with his jacket zipped up, just so, trying to make a fashion statement.
The rest of the guys have their jackets flapping open, collars askew-like regular guys.
Kerry needs a " I'd Rather Be Windsurfing " banner stuck on his trusty musket.
If Michael Jackson were to show up in camo , goose hunting- the Democrats apparently think that would be enough to convince anyone he was a " real " man .Or a real human .
This is more of the usual insult to everyone's intelligence from the Kerry campaign.
I wonder if Kerry said " I got me a goose."
In fact, I'm surprised he didn't black out some of his new front teeth.
"... but his real target was the voters who may harbor doubts about him."
Yeah ... no matter how "conservative" he tries to look, conservatives are not fooled and he pisses off his liberal base.
That's probably because the butler pressed and starched them that morning.
Clinton.....Won't let go of his bird.
The stark differences existing within the democrat party.
He did. Last week in a seperate photo op.
He would probably be unable to focus, get all confused and kiss the geese and shoot the babies!
Next John Effin is going to say (in his inevitible apology to PETA) that he raided the corn fields of Ohio in a fashion reminicent of Ghenghis Khan in his quest for the goose..
What a MANLY man.
More proof that Kerry is in over his head.
"I wonder if Kerry said " I got me a goose." "
Probably not, but I heard the other day, he accidentally sat on a rock and "called it a goose."
nick
I would agree on the point about PeTA. Those morons are pathetic in that they will vote for the guy even if he were to roast the bird on Oprah while it was still alive.
As for the Bush crowd or "undecideds" being swayed by this stunt, I seriously doubt it. No self-respecting hunter can look at this and be swayed. The guy won't even carry his own kill! My dad had two primary rules when he first taught me to hunt that I never forgot. 1) If you aren't going to eat it, don't kill it.and 2) If you DO kill it, you clean it!
Does ANYONE seriously think that goose will ever see Momma T's table? I won't even ask if anyone seriously thinks Francois will clean it!
That's pronounced "Jen-Jis" Khan, don'tcha know...
John Kerry said he bagged a goose on his Poland, Ohio swing state hunting trip Thursday..He did it for the children.
It's Jengis Khan according to Kerry. And the goose was to feed Tiny Tim's family who has no healthcare. Tiny is backing Kerry/Edwards because he'll be able to throw away his crutches if they are elected. That and the free government goose.....
He got a hunting license & Ohio Wetlands stamp last week but there is still a question about whether or not he had the Federal Migratory Bird stamp (duck stamp) which had to be bought at another location (post office).
Aha!!!
Go hunting. Carry a gun. Wear fatigues. Bag a goose ...
... but have SOMEONE ELSE carry the dead bird.
One wonders if there was any discussion of having Jesse Jackson carry the goose...ummmmmm?
What is it with John Effin's fake British accent and the bowing?
Kerry doesn't kill with guns, it's the cameras that result in bloodshed when Kerry's around. Animals know this and have no fear of an armed democrat candidate unless they see a camera.
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