Posted on 10/21/2004 10:19:22 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
After Staging Photo-Op 'Hunt,' Kerry Refuses to Carry His Own Bird
Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he bagged a goose on his Poland, Ohio swing state hunting trip Thursday, but his real target was the voters who may harbor doubts about him.
Kerry returned after a two hour hunting trip wearing a camouflage jacket and carrying a 12 gauge shotgun, but someone else carried the bird that he had shot.
'Im too lazy', Kerry joked. 'I'm still giddy over the Red Sox. It was hard to focus.'
Although he claims to be an avid hunter, Kerry has never joined the 315 member Congressional Sportmans Caucus.
John Kerry, [however] has a 100 percent rating from the radical animal rights group like PETA and the Fund for Animals.
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anyone out there with the photos of Edwards primping for five minutes and Kerry hitting soccer ball with his head?
nick
Somebody ought to photoshop that so the flunky is carrying a pre-wrapped Butterball turkey...
That's the butler's job.
Skin color.....Orange
Mama T is the one who cleans the birds in the Kerry household..
He has trouble focusing just because the Red Sox won?
God help us if HE wins.
Someone should Kerry what hunting has to do the second amendment.
I don't know if she cleans the birds, but she certainly gets my vote as the one most likely to GIVE someone the bird...
Correction:
Someone should ask Kerry what hunting has to do with the second amendment.
Baited geese, a guide, and a set of hunting clothes he'll never wear again, outside of a political photo-op.
what BS,he missed
I thought he said he hunted by crawling around on his belly. Looks awful clean considering the muck. Heck those pants even look pressed.
Love the photoshop poodle, classic!
"John Kerry, [however] has a 100 percent rating from the radical animal rights group like PETA and the Fund for Animals."
Well and lets face it, he could kill 100 geese burn the carcasses and PETA would still favor him over Bush. Hypocricy doesn't matter to those people. Kerry will be a more friendly candidate for them. Hunting may convince some of them to vote for Nader instead, but the possiblity of gaining the votes of "regular" folks outweighs the need to please Bush haters.
Did he shoot the goose in the back? Did the hunt soak rasins in gin and feed them to the geese to get them drunk so Kerry could knock em down easier? It worked on his wife.
Me, I don't hunt but I would never feel safe being in the woods with that numbskull.
No, he's just lazy.
Carrying the bird around is beneath him. That's for the LITTLE PEOPLE.
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