Posted on 10/21/2004 8:05:15 AM PDT by glory2
Kerry Goes Hunting for Conservative Votes
Thursday October 21, 2004 2:46 PM
By NEDRA PICKLER
Associated Press Writer
BOARDMAN, Ohio (AP) - Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he bagged a goose on his swing-state hunting trip Thursday, but his real target was the voters who may harbor doubts about him.
Kerry returned after a two-hour hunting trip wearing a camouflage jacket and carrying a 12-gauge shotgun, but someone else carried the bird he said he shot.
``I'm too lazy,'' Kerry joked. ``I'm still giddy over the Red Sox. It was hard to focus.''
(Excerpt) Read more at guardian.co.uk ...
Let's hope his goose will soon be cooked.
Relax - it's just campaign preening. We all knew the Red Sox gloating was coming from him.
As with Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby on wacking day, Kerry had a pre-wacked Goose.
The Goose was heard to comment, "I don't fall down, the SOB shot me."
Elitist bastard!
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Transcript: Hypocrite Kerry Tells Larry King He Sat Paralyzed With Shock On 9-11
CNN.Com ^ | July 10, 2004
Posted on 08/09/2004 5:47:24 AM CDT by PJ-Comix
KING: Where were you on 9/11?....
KERRY: I was in the Capitol. We'd just had a meeting -- we'd just come into a leadership meeting in Tom Daschle's office, looking out at the Capitol. And as I came in, Barbara Boxer and Harry Reid were standing there, and we watched the second plane come in to the building. And we shortly thereafter sat down at the table and then we just realized nobody could think, and then boom, right behind us, we saw the cloud of explosion at the Pentagon. And then word came from the White House, they were evacuating, and we were to evacuate, and so we immediately began the evacuation.
Kerry/Edwards - "I'm too lazy" and "I have no resume"
If he's too lazy to carry his own goose how can you expect him to lead this country.
In the last debate ...
Kerry said: "Because we are the United States of America, we're a country with a great, unbelievable Constitution, with rights that we afford people, that you can't discriminate in the workplace. You can't discriminate in the rights that you afford people."
Your rights are afforded to you by LIBERALS. you didn't know that?
It wasn't a gaffe, LIBERALS actually believe they grant you rights. The best way to tell if a person is a LIBERAL is ask them what the second amendment means. The answer will be all you need to know.
Why it's Manny Ortez, of course.
What a whanker.
``I'm too lazy,'' Kerry joked. ``I'm still giddy over the Red Sox. It was hard to focus.'' Yeah. I'm sure.
You 'edited' the title.
Original Guardian title is: Kerry Goes Hunting for Conservative Votes
heh heh heh.
Favorite Quimby line ever: "I now declare this town totally defenseless!"
LOL!
Isn't he just the kind of guy who would bump into an end table and the White House and shout at the help to "dammit, move this table!"
Nedra's byline is a special favorite of Rush Limbaugh. I sure hope he goes after this little account.
Mike McCurry states for the record, that Kerry is doing this to show his "regular guy" status, and yet Kerry doesn't even carry his own prize bird!!!!
I bet McCurry is looking for a hosepipe somewhere.
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