David Zucker comes out of the closet

10/20/04 | me

[hoosierboy]

Just heard on Laura Ingrahms show that hollywood producer David Zucker has admitted he is a republican and will be voting for Bush. He is known for the movies Airplane, naked gun, kentucky fried movie, baseketball, and top secret all classics that I am sure other freepers like me enjoy.

[Minnesocold]

One of my favorite Airplane scenes:
Randy : Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude : 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy : I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude : Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady : Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy : Oh, good.
Jive Lady : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy : All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady : Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude : What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady : Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude : Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady : Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

[TonyInOhio]

Looks like I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue.

[steveegg]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

[dfwgator]

I loved Airplane II with Shatner, and how they would make the Star Trek "woosh" sound to open and close the doors.

[Lacey]

You can also hear Laura at www.ksky.com online.

[CygnusXI]

"Gasoline!! Hahahaha!!"

"This is NOT Mel Torme"

[gopwinsin04]

'Billy, have you ever been to a Turkish prision?'

[dfwgator]

Guess the other Zucker brother, or Abrams must have wrote that line.

[Rocko]

You can call me Shirley, just don't call me a "progressive".

[weave09]

I have that wav file on my computer at work, a true classic.

[dfwgator]

It's totally bitchin'
Ridin' waves and blasting pigeons.

[steveegg]

Could you be confusing "Airplane!" with "Airplane II"? The latter was not done by the Zucker brothers.

[ConservativeStatement]

For his performance in "Airplane!," I think Otto, the inflatable autopilot, was worthy of an Oscar nominee.

[TexasTaysor]

Thanks

[rabidralph]

You're from Texas and you don't listen to her on KSKY?

[Holicheese]

There is a problem on the internet....
The internet.... What is it?
Its a place where people go to download sports and porn and FREEP but there is no time for that now!

[Xenalyte]

Randy: Can I get you something?

Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!

Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.

First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!

Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.

Randy: Oh, good.

Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?

Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da' med side.

Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!

Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!

First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!

Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

[mhking]

Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[Armedanddangerous]

Let's go to the bridge. Sir, we don't have a bridge, just a tower.

"Why am I not told about these things!"

[steveegg]

And here's one for Ketchup Boy and Breck Girl - "In the past year, over 800,000 millions have died. Despite millions of dollars of research, death continues to be our nation's number one killer." (Kentucky Fried Movie)