Classic. Just Classic.
I hope Mr. Goldberg doesn't mind my post of all three paragraph, but he's on fire in this one, and I think it's a great example of the truly good stuff found on 'The Corner' every day.
1 posted on
10/20/2004 6:24:04 AM PDT by
Petronski
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To: arasina; fortunecookie; Howlin; Peach; martin_fierro; dighton; Constitution Day; Shryke; cyborg
You've got to read this mini-rant from Jonah Goldberg about the lies of John Kerry. Classic.
2 posted on
10/20/2004 6:25:51 AM PDT by
Petronski
(I'm not always cranky.)
To: Petronski
Ah that's what I've been smelling lately when I wake up in the morning! I thought it was barbecueing!
3 posted on
10/20/2004 6:26:28 AM PDT by
areafiftyone
(Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning)
To: Petronski
Glenn Beck is doing a similar bit this morning.
He said he's given up on logic, he's just going to speak REALLY SLOWLY so that the old people Kerry is trying to scare can process the information, LOL.
4 posted on
10/20/2004 6:27:36 AM PDT by
dawn53
To: Petronski
5 posted on
10/20/2004 6:30:00 AM PDT by
buffyt
(We can fight terrorism THERE ~ or we can face terrorists HERE. I prefer over there.)
To: Petronski
Replace taco meat with bleu cheese???? Now I'm scared....... lol
Great rant!
6 posted on
10/20/2004 6:30:07 AM PDT by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(My 13 year old son is more manly than sissyboy edwards................)
To: Petronski
A 500 foot nude statue of Helen Thomas will replace the Washington Monument I didn't need this visual image this early in the day. I can feel the coffee creamer curdling in my gut with THE HORROR!
7 posted on
10/20/2004 6:30:13 AM PDT by
Dutchgirl
(Professional Journalism "Can you smell what a crock they're cookin'?)
To: Petronski
give Margaret Cho a two hour nightly "comedy" special,Some things should never even be joked about.
8 posted on
10/20/2004 6:30:50 AM PDT by
Shryke
To: Petronski
I hear Bush has a plan to come to your house and print a bunch of documents to use up all your laser printer cartridges.
And he's going to ban bingo. Hear that, old people? He's going to take your bingo!
And George Bush is the reason your grandkids never call!
9 posted on
10/20/2004 6:32:56 AM PDT by
atomicpossum
(If there are two Americas, John Edwards isn't qualified to lead either of them.©)
To: Petronski
We need good people in Florida repeating this stuff to the point where anyone who believed the crap Kerry is spouting will start feeling ridiculous.
10 posted on
10/20/2004 6:33:02 AM PDT by
McGavin999
(We have planted the seeds of democracy and watered them with our blood)
To: Petronski
Funny as hell!
Thanks!
The idea of a nude statue of Helen Thomas is the scariest thing imaginable.
11 posted on
10/20/2004 6:33:10 AM PDT by
wagglebee
(Benedict Arnold was for American independence before he was against it.)
To: Petronski
whenever he's asked "Why are you saying this when the president has denied it categorically?" He responds, "Well, he also said there were weapons of mass destruction. He has no credibility." Then neither do you Mr. Kerry. You did say there was WMD too, right?
12 posted on
10/20/2004 6:34:10 AM PDT by
smith288
(Only if Al Qaeda was a debate team would they be scared of Kerry... Bush 04)
To: Petronski
"A 500 foot nude statue of Helen Thomas will replace the Washington Monument"Oh man, the imagery...if I had eaten breakfast today it would be all over the desk now.
14 posted on
10/20/2004 6:35:59 AM PDT by
cake_crumb
(UN Resolutions=Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
To: Petronski
A 500 foot nude statue of Helen Thomas will replace the Washington Monument "Oh, the humanity."
16 posted on
10/20/2004 6:38:16 AM PDT by
ChuckShick
(He's clerking for me...)
To: Petronski
kittens will fly, THEY ALREADY DO!
17 posted on
10/20/2004 6:38:20 AM PDT by
Old Sarge
(K'nigget-Commander. Sergeant-At-Arms, Sentinel of Meetingplaces both Clandestine and Public.)
To: Petronski
I was laughing so hard at this one that my coworkers called security.
19 posted on
10/20/2004 6:39:52 AM PDT by
CholeraJoe
(I'm just three lost teeth and a neck tattoo away from being a Soccer Hooligan. Go Gunners!)
To: Petronski
A 500 foot nude statue of Helen Thomas will replace the Washington Monument...Words fail me.
22 posted on
10/20/2004 6:41:55 AM PDT by
Steve0113
(Stay to the far right to get by.)
To: Petronski
George Bush will make Crawford, TX the capitol of the United States. And he'll ban oxygen tanks for senior citizens and force them to run the Boston Marathon.
Dick Cheney will eat all your Meals on Wheels before they even get to your house. Then he'll eat the van.
25 posted on
10/20/2004 6:44:48 AM PDT by
JustaCowgirl
(Terrorists will "global test" us right off the planet)
To: Petronski
thanks for the wonderful post. Made my morning. I might add, someone on local talk radio said he'd noticed something peculiar happening to the trees too. "They're all turning these strange colors," he said. He added that he was sure Bush knew about it but wasn't telling, not to mention that Mt. St. Helens was simmering and boiling and about ready to blow--and Bush was covering that up too. Sadly, there are enough idiots in the country to believe some of this. I'm with P.J. O'Rourke. He said we had to get used to the idea that about half of the people in this country are less than bright. He then opined that the situation was rapidly getting worse. P.S. Loved your bio and the beautiful, "In Flanders' Fields."
26 posted on
10/20/2004 6:45:03 AM PDT by
texaslil
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27 posted on
10/20/2004 6:46:09 AM PDT by
bwteim
(Begin With The End In Mind)
To: Petronski; Mo1; Howlin; Peach; BeforeISleep; kimmie7; 4integrity; BigSkyFreeper; RandallFlagg; ...
A 500 foot nude statue of Helen Thomas will replace the Washington Monument Ahhhhhhhhh......THE HORROR!!
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