[HitmanLV]

Kerry acts like ordering at a restaurant is like delivering the Lincoln Gettysburg Address.

[Boundless]

> Kerry acts like ordering at a restaurant is like
> delivering the Lincoln Gettysburg Address.

And that the speech as written needs to be improvised
mid-sentence, as it lacks enough gravitas, or gravy,
or something.

The full article is a hoot, and astonishingly critical
of Kerry. Either "the word" went out, or the Pravda
Press reads the tea leaves and wants to put some distance
between themselves and the imminent debacle.

[Eastbound]

"Kerry acts like ordering at a restaurant is like delivering the Lincoln Gettysburg Address."

'Yes, I'll have French Fries with that. French fries are made out of potatoes, you know, and I plan to raise the minimum wage in order that those who break their backs picking those potatoes will earn a decent wage. A wage that will enable them to pay for the high price of gasoline -- gasoline that we are dependent on foreign countries for. And yes, I'll have ketsup on that burger. Burgers come from cows, you know. And I will work to insure that all cows have a place to come home to at night. There will be no cow left behind.'

[Gil4]

I'd be surprised if JF'nK didn't take longer to order at a restaurant than Lincoln took to deliver the Gettysburg Address. (It was one of the shorter presidential speeches in history.)

[Watery Tart]

Kerry acts like ordering at a restaurant is like FDR delivering the Lincoln Gettysburg Address.

It used to be Thurston Howell III, but he has changed his delivery since testifying in '71.

And we're recording the speech for posterity, right?

What an egotistical fop. Can't stop talking? Join that 12-step program: OnAndOnAndOn-Anon.

[ravinson]

Kerry acts like ordering at a restaurant is like delivering the Lincoln Gettysburg Address.

Actually, that's insulting Lincoln, who was very concise at Gettysburg. Kerry's more like Bill Clinton at the 1988 Democratic Convention.