Caption Lurch Boy on Cover of Rolling Stone

Rolling Stone ^ | November 11, 2004 | Jann Wenner

[hellinahandcart]

Kerry, not a musician at all

The hell you say!

[gopwinsin04]

lmao, 'Gonna buy 5,000 copies for Mama T'

[somerville]

This looks more like work on the chin, not the jaw. It used to be lantern-shaped, like Jay Leno's.

[Americanwolf]

Hi, my names John Kerry. I ran for President in 2004, and I am a Botox addict.

[NRA2BFree]

Just like they did with Gore, they've put a picture of a large penis on their cover.

LOL!

[hellinahandcart]

I married Theresa so I'm much richer

Might I suggest that "my wife's a rich bitch-er" would work better here?

[Behind Liberal Lines]

"YOOOUUUU RAAANNNNG...."

[gopwinsin04]

'I gave my love (Mama T) a cherry...'

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I keep gettin' richer an' I finally got my picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone... Gonna buy five copies for my mother...

[Gucho]

[gopwinsin04]

[Steve_Seattle]

I play a guitar, too, but that does not make me a musician. I haven't seen any Kerry CD's down at Silver Platters.

[madvlad]

On the road for 40 days;
last night in Columbus;
put me in a have;
sweet, sweet Mary Beth;
she was doin' her act;
she was flaming Mary Cheney;
now that's a fact;
Up all night
w/ Carville the king;
I got to tell ya
the hookers heard us scream;
a booze and botox
keep me right;
as long as I can make it
to 1600 Penn tonight;

I am an American man!
I'm a debater of note;
I'm gonna rock your vote;
I'm an a American man!

Grand Funk--American Band

MV

[Americanwolf]

John Kerry: "I just joined the campaign to be part of the Rock for change tour, I really don't want to be President I just wanna rock."

[ericthecurdog]

Uncanny.

[NewLand]

[weegee]

RS ran a crotch shot of Michael Moore, no joke:

Was this Rolling Stone magazine cover digitally enhanced?

[js1138]

Did they enhance the package?

[adrian]

The guy now has a fortyish looking face but can't do anything about the extremely old and tired looking eyes.