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Caption Lurch Boy on Cover of Rolling Stone
Rolling Stone ^ | November 11, 2004 | Jann Wenner

Posted on 10/19/2004 9:13:18 AM PDT by gopwinsin04



TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: New York
KEYWORDS: aintnokeneddy; airbrushketchup; dishonorable; gigolo; immoral; jeanfrancois; lurch; orangecheeseboy; paxil; purplenurplehearts; swiftielurch; terayzuh; traitor
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To: Steve_Seattle
Kerry, not a musician at all

The hell you say!


41 posted on 10/19/2004 9:26:07 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: madvlad

lmao, 'Gonna buy 5,000 copies for Mama T'


42 posted on 10/19/2004 9:26:21 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: shhrubbery!

This looks more like work on the chin, not the jaw. It used to be lantern-shaped, like Jay Leno's.


43 posted on 10/19/2004 9:28:34 AM PDT by somerville
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To: gopwinsin04; Americanwolfsbrother

Hi, my names John Kerry. I ran for President in 2004, and I am a Botox addict.

44 posted on 10/19/2004 9:29:14 AM PDT by Americanwolf (Paintball Gun: $44..Accessories: $55. Protecting campaign sign from Union thugs: Priceless!)
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To: dead
Just like they did with Gore, they've put a picture of a large penis on their cover.

LOL!

45 posted on 10/19/2004 9:29:57 AM PDT by NRA2BFree
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To: madvlad
I married Theresa so I'm much richer

Might I suggest that "my wife's a rich bitch-er" would work better here?

46 posted on 10/19/2004 9:29:58 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: gopwinsin04

"YOOOUUUU RAAANNNNG...."


47 posted on 10/19/2004 9:30:05 AM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines
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To: hellinahandcart
'I gave my love (Mama T) a cherry...'


48 posted on 10/19/2004 9:33:01 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: Straight Vermonter

I keep gettin' richer an' I finally got my picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone... Gonna buy five copies for my mother...


49 posted on 10/19/2004 9:36:24 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (NYT Headline: "The Protocols of the Learned Elders of CBS", Fake But Accurate, Experts Say)
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To: All


50 posted on 10/19/2004 9:37:22 AM PDT by Gucho
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To: Americanwolf

51 posted on 10/19/2004 9:39:38 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: hellinahandcart

I play a guitar, too, but that does not make me a musician. I haven't seen any Kerry CD's down at Silver Platters.


52 posted on 10/19/2004 9:45:44 AM PDT by Steve_Seattle
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To: hellinahandcart

On the road for 40 days;
last night in Columbus;
put me in a have;
sweet, sweet Mary Beth;
she was doin' her act;
she was flaming Mary Cheney;
now that's a fact;
Up all night
w/ Carville the king;
I got to tell ya
the hookers heard us scream;
a booze and botox
keep me right;
as long as I can make it
to 1600 Penn tonight;

I am an American man!
I'm a debater of note;
I'm gonna rock your vote;
I'm an a American man!

Grand Funk--American Band

MV





53 posted on 10/19/2004 9:45:45 AM PDT by madvlad
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To: gopwinsin04; Americanwolfsbrother

John Kerry: "I just joined the campaign to be part of the Rock for change tour, I really don't want to be President I just wanna rock."

54 posted on 10/19/2004 9:51:09 AM PDT by Americanwolf (Paintball Gun: $44..Accessories: $55. Protecting campaign sign from Union thugs: Priceless!)
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To: maggiefluffs

Uncanny.

56 posted on 10/19/2004 9:59:49 AM PDT by ericthecurdog ("We are conservatives. This great Republican Party is our historical house. This is our home.")
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To: gopwinsin04


57 posted on 10/19/2004 10:23:56 AM PDT by NewLand (Pajama Patriot on patrol at Free Republic since the 20th Century!)
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To: hellinahandcart
RS ran a crotch shot of Michael Moore, no joke:

Was this Rolling Stone magazine cover digitally enhanced?

58 posted on 10/19/2004 10:24:26 AM PDT by weegee (Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
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To: gopwinsin04

Did they enhance the package?


59 posted on 10/19/2004 10:25:09 AM PDT by js1138 (D*mn, I Missed!)
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To: gopwinsin04

The guy now has a fortyish looking face but can't do anything about the extremely old and tired looking eyes.


60 posted on 10/19/2004 10:27:00 AM PDT by adrian
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