Posted on 10/18/2004 6:56:12 PM PDT by kcvl
http://slate.msn.com/id/2108216/slideshow/2108085/entry/2108087/speed/100
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Did you see this one? I know Al Qaeda are shaking in their boots.
YES GUYS, KERRY WEARS A HAIRNET TO BED (he puts it on after his manservant brings his warm [man]milk, but before his manservant tucks him in.)
I was going to alter that "tucks", but that would be tacky.
Please try to imagine Kerry without his hairpiece - bald on the top with just a ring of hair around that cartoon face......And then imagine that hot and bothered with T-Rex. It's like trying to picture Freddy Krueger with a Klingon woman.
I'm sure glad dinner was a few hours ago.
I feel pretty,
Oh so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright,
And I pity Any girl who isn't me tonight.
I feel charming,
Oh so charming,
It's alarming how charming I feel,
And so pretty That I hardly can believe I'm real.
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face, Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile, Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
I'm lovely,
absolutly lovely,
From the film A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM
with Zero Mostel.
LoL. It's amazing how L O N G he takes. Good Grief!
also amazing that the 'hair-lady' did not walk around him as she sprayed. . .rather, she just 'reached'- over. ..around. . .behind. . . John. . .all toooo funny!
How did they get that? . . .and just 'whose' camera?
Are they still in the Country?
Check out that tongue dance he goes through after he is done with the ... oh God, compact ... and just before he puts his coat on. Is he trying to impress her?
If (and I hope this never happens) these guys win, and something happens to Kerry, our country will be without a leader for at least 10 minutes because Edwards will need to fix his hair before he is sworn in.
25th Amendment will have to be invoked so Denny Hastert can assume as Acting President because Edwards' 'do is a disability.
What IS that big bulbous growth on his left upper lip? check out the close up ... ick!
"How did they get that? . . .and just 'whose' camera? "
This footage is part of an art exhibit - see here
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1246672/posts
And I thought men didn't "primp" LOL! That's pathetic!
I AM SER-I-OUS!
Lick
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Lick Lick
Lick
Smooth Hair again
Lick
Look in compact mirror
PURSE LIPS!!!! in mirror (OMG)
Lick Lick
Smooth Hair
ROTFLMAO
Have you ever peeked through your fingers to look at someting you didn't want to see but you couldn't NOT look?
I just went back and looked again. OMG!!!
A new, old party-the Wig party.
VERY noticeable.........and spooky.
Drudge does have it now! ROFLOL!
I cannot see this video on that link ... all I get are the words written on the right side. Help!! I'm missing all the fun here.
.............sigh..... the words are on the OTHER right side, ie, the left side.
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