Posted on 10/18/2004 6:56:12 PM PDT by kcvl
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Thank You! Dick Cheney is a real,sexy, self-confident,and powerful man (no hairspray necessary).
I think my dreams will be just fine now!
Looks like he's wearing lip gloss too.
I laughed for a full minute watching this!
Or....
I'm a girl, and by me that's only great!
I am proud that my silhouette is curvy,
That I walk with a sweet and girlish gait
With my hips kind of swivelly and swervy.
I adore being dressed in something frilly
When my date comes to get me at my place.
Out I go with my Joe or John or Billy,
Like a filly who is ready for the race!
When I have a brand new hairdo
With my eyelashes all in curl,
I float as the clouds on air do,
I enjoy being a girl!
When men say I'm cute and funny
And my teeth aren't teeth, but pearl,
I just lap it up like honey
I enjoy being a girl!
I flip when a fellow sends me flowers,
I drool over dresses made of lace,
I talk on the telephone for hours
With a pound and a half of cream upon my face!
I'm strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a guy having a girl... like... me.
When men say I'm sweet as candy
As around in a dance we whirl,
It goes to my head like brandy,
I enjoy being a girl!
When someone with eyes that smoulder
Says he loves ev'ry silken curl
That falls on my iv'ry shoulder,
I enjoy being a girl!
When I hear the compliment'ry whistle
That greets my bikini by the sea,
I turn and I glower and I bristle,
But I happy to know the whistle's meant for me!
I'm strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a guy having a girl... like... me.
Make that a teenaged girlie man!!!
ROTFLMAO, bump!
Yikes, that's scary!
Would be funny if he went bald!!!
Have you all seen a pic of Kerry with a wig. I don't do pictures well but it is here. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1246894/posts Post 28. Looks convincing but not sure how genuine it is.
Now! let the man of God alone. Do not touch GOD'S annointed. IT'S a dangerous thing. Be careful!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1246894/posts
Proves the point no such thing as hard women only soft men!
Wouldn't you hate to know you had to pamper these pimps?
I have to show this to my daughters!...The only man they'll ever see spending that much time on his hair! Both my daughters could have worn 20 different hairstyles in the time it took the fairy to do his!
Edwards would have a cow if he knew we were laughing at him!
YES GUYS, KERRY WEARS A HAIRNET TO BED (he puts it on after his manservant brings his warm milk, but before his manservant tucks him in.)
you got that right!!! Only girlie men will vote for these two charlatans
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