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Moses Must Go: A Vision For the Future (Humor Break)
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| 10/17/2004
| Adam Graham
Posted on 10/18/2004 1:50:39 PM PDT by Keyes2000mt
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To: Keyes2000mt
To: Keyes2000mt
It should be "
leeks and onions", not "
leaks and onions."
You can eat a leek, but nobody in his right mind would eat -- or drink -- a leak.
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posted on
10/18/2004 1:54:16 PM PDT
by
Publius
(Take me to your lieder.)
To: Keyes2000mt
He led us out of the land of Egypt in an ill-prepared and ill-thought out exodusKERRY: He won the "war" but failed to win the "peace".
To: Publius
LOL!
I've often used the Moses story to make a point about Bush vs Kerry.
I think Bush will win, no matter what the demon-rats throw at us, Egypt thought Moses had been "licked" as well.
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posted on
10/18/2004 1:56:33 PM PDT
by
hushpad
To: Publius
KERRY: If Bush wins and cuts social security, our elders may be forced to drink their leak.
To: good_fight
To: Keyes2000mt
Even as a baby, Moses was planning.
LOL
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posted on
10/18/2004 2:01:30 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: Keyes2000mt
There's black humor and then there's day-old Pepto-Bismal.
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posted on
10/18/2004 2:02:05 PM PDT
by
Old Professer
(Fear is the fountain of hostility.)
To: Keyes2000mt; Egon; Eb Wilson
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posted on
10/18/2004 2:02:31 PM PDT
by
RhoTheta
(Democrats are the coalition of the coerced and the bribed!)
To: frog_jerk_2004; Publius
KERRY: Bush will draft your children and make them leak.
To: Keyes2000mt
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posted on
10/18/2004 2:08:09 PM PDT
by
hlmencken3
(Ben Yishai Chai Vekaiyam!)
To: Keyes2000mt
"I have a secret plan. It involves the jawbone of an ass...."
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posted on
10/18/2004 2:14:00 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
("We deal in hard calibers and hot lead." - Roland Deschaines)
To: hlmencken3
Did Moses do an Environmental Impact Study before parting The Red Sea? And what about the introduction of Manna to the the Egyptian Eco-system where it has no natural preditors? Will Manna destroy the Sinai the way Zebra Mussels are destroying the Great Lakes?
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posted on
10/18/2004 2:17:38 PM PDT
by
massgopguy
(massgopguy)
To: Keyes2000mt
This is hilarious. I just sent this to my email list and I'm taking it to Bible Study tonight, too!
To: Keyes2000mt
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posted on
10/18/2004 2:30:39 PM PDT
by
PatrickHenry
(Hic amor, haec patria est.)
To: Joe 6-pack
ok, I see the ASS in front of me - so do I kill the ASS to use his Jawbone to kill the ASS?
This is straight KerrySpeak btw.
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posted on
10/18/2004 2:40:18 PM PDT
by
prophetic
(What do u call someone who flip-flops so much? A Politician? No, a HYPOCRITE!!)
To: prophetic
I'm not sure....it's a SEEEEEECRET plan!!!!!
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posted on
10/18/2004 2:42:35 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
("We deal in hard calibers and hot lead." - Roland Deschaines)
To: Keyes2000mt
Good story. lol. ... Moses supposes his toes are roses
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posted on
10/18/2004 2:50:43 PM PDT
by
WOSG
(George W Bush / Dick Cheney - Right for our Times!)
To: SJackson; dennisw; yonif
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posted on
10/18/2004 2:58:02 PM PDT
by
priceofreedom
(On A Roadmap To Hell)
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