O-boy, here comes another Moose thread ... lol
I thought Rocky was the flying one.
Better look up next time you moose hunt.
Any relation to a post turtle?
While suturing a laceration on the hand of an 80-year-old grizzled Texas rancher, a doctor and the old Texan were talking about the possibility of John Kerry being in the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well ya know, Kerry's one of them 'Post Turtles'."
Not knowing what the old man meant the Doctor asked him what a "Post Turtle" was. The old man said, "Well, when you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a "Post Turtle".
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doc's face so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he is up there, and you just want to help the poor dumb bastard get down afore he hurts hisself."
Come to Alaska...
See all our furry creatures...
See our wonderful electrical power system...
See our moose fill out complicated insurance forms....
"The meat was salvaged and donated to a local resident, he said. "
The least they could have done was to have charged the line and given the resident cooked moose.
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A møøse in your powerlines can be nästi.
moose ping
Obviously, you have not read the posting guidelines. They specifically state that:
Each poster, when posting articles of animals or people hanging from high wires or antennas SHALL post a picture.
I can't believe that there has been no mention of cheese yet on this thread! What's wrong with everyone today? Beeber stuned?
"That's one heck of a meat pole," he quipped. "No bear is going to get that moose."
Best quote of the article.....