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Fairbanks Daily News-Miner ^
| Sunday, October 17, 2004
| By TIM MOWRY
Posted on 10/17/2004 12:52:10 PM PDT by Dinsdale
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That's what it gets for biting someones sister in Alaska.
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posted on
10/17/2004 12:52:10 PM PDT
by
Dinsdale
To: Dinsdale
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posted on
10/17/2004 12:53:52 PM PDT
by
LibWhacker
(Got a flu shot shortage? You can thank Kerry's running mate.)
To: Dinsdale
O-boy, here comes another Moose thread ... lol
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posted on
10/17/2004 12:54:29 PM PDT
by
GaltMeister
(I'm just a Pajamahadeen cog in the wheels of the VRWC.)
To: LibWhacker
LOL, I still think it's bogus! How did he end up against a pole if he got tangled in sagging lines? Shouldn't he be in the middle somewhere?
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posted on
10/17/2004 1:00:33 PM PDT
by
LibWhacker
(Got a flu shot shortage? You can thank Kerry's running mate.)
To: LibWhacker
When the line is tightened it also moves laterally. So if he started in the middle, he probably was pulled up against the pole.
To bad the stupid photographer couldn't get a better picture.
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posted on
10/17/2004 1:03:37 PM PDT
by
Oblongata
To: GaltMeister
OK. My sister was bitted by a moose once.
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posted on
10/17/2004 1:04:22 PM PDT
by
jim_trent
To: LibWhacker
If he got tangled in the middle, he would have been halled with the line toward the winch that was hauling up the line.
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posted on
10/17/2004 1:04:22 PM PDT
by
Clive
To: Oblongata
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posted on
10/17/2004 1:05:16 PM PDT
by
LibWhacker
(Got a flu shot shortage? You can thank Kerry's running mate.)
To: Clive
Thank you. Duh, what was I thinking?!
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posted on
10/17/2004 1:06:30 PM PDT
by
LibWhacker
(Got a flu shot shortage? You can thank Kerry's running mate.)
To: LibWhacker
Why is it always the moose?
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posted on
10/17/2004 1:06:52 PM PDT
by
Angry Republican
(“If in four years I don’t do what I say I’m going to do, then kick me out." -Melvin Bilal (R-MD))
To: LibWhacker
o-KAY. We have the moose.
Where is the flying squirrel?
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posted on
10/17/2004 1:08:33 PM PDT
by
No Truce With Kings
(The opinions expressed are mine! Mine! MINE! All Mine!)
To: Angry Republican
I dunno know. It's insane, isn't it? You're going happily along for millions of years, evolving these great big horns that can knock things down and intimidate everybody and everything in sight, when . . . BOOM! . . . Somebody suddenly goes out and invents wire! :-)
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posted on
10/17/2004 1:11:34 PM PDT
by
LibWhacker
(Got a flu shot shortage? You can thank Kerry's running mate.)
To: No Truce With Kings
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posted on
10/17/2004 1:12:04 PM PDT
by
ProudVet77
(Is the Free Press really free?)
To: Dinsdale
I thought Rocky was the flying one.
To: BlueLancer
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posted on
10/17/2004 1:13:19 PM PDT
by
FreedomFarmer
(Viking Kitten Combat Scout)
To: RightWhale
Better look up next time you moose hunt.
To: Dinsdale
Any relation to a post turtle?
While suturing a laceration on the hand of an 80-year-old grizzled Texas rancher, a doctor and the old Texan were talking about the possibility of John Kerry being in the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well ya know, Kerry's one of them 'Post Turtles'."
Not knowing what the old man meant the Doctor asked him what a "Post Turtle" was. The old man said, "Well, when you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a "Post Turtle".
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doc's face so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he is up there, and you just want to help the poor dumb bastard get down afore he hurts hisself."
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posted on
10/17/2004 1:15:57 PM PDT
by
sweetiepiezer
(We have to stop Kerry for our grandkids sake!!!!!!!! GO W)
To: No Truce With Kings
He saw what happened to the frog when it messed with wires . . .
. . . and decided he'd have a cold one instead . . .
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posted on
10/17/2004 1:16:06 PM PDT
by
LibWhacker
(Got a flu shot shortage? You can thank Kerry's running mate.)
To: jim_trent
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posted on
10/17/2004 1:17:09 PM PDT
by
sweetiepiezer
(We have to stop Kerry for our grandkids sake!!!!!!!! GO W)
To: LibWhacker
How did he end up against a pole if he got tangled in sagging lines? Shouldn't he be in the middle somewhere?
They slick up the wire with cheese, that's what probably
attracted the moose.
Not a very fat moose, kind of wiry.
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posted on
10/17/2004 1:18:29 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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