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Kerry, in Ohio, Tries Average-Guy Look [Kerry buys a HUNTING LICENSE & Gets a new gun]
AP via miami herald ^ | 10-16-04 | MARY DALRYMPLE

Posted on 10/17/2004 4:47:46 AM PDT by OXENinFLA

Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass.,visits the Village Grocery in Buchanan, Ohio, Saturday, October 16, 2004.  He was there to buy a hunting license. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

Sat Oct 16, 6:34 PM ET
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Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites), D-Mass.,visits the Village Grocery in Buchanan, Ohio, Saturday, October 16, 2004. He was there to buy a hunting license. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

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WAKEFIELD, Ohio - John Kerry put on brown corduroy pants and a mustard yellow jacket to spend a chilly autumn day in Ohio, just an average guy looking for votes from average Ohioans.

The Democratic presidential candidate started and ended the day by appealing directly for support in one of the election's most important battlegrounds. Between campaign stops, Kerry sold himself as a hunter, a churchgoer and a neighbor.

....SNIP...Kerry searched an ice cream cooler for a Haagen Dazs bar. Finding none, he paid $140 for his hunting license and headed to a rally in Wakefield.


Oh, you have got to read this story.

And here's my question; WHAT'S JOHN KERRY GOING TO DO WITH A HUNTING LICENSE?

This could get funny real quick


Oh, and look Kerry got, another, new gun....

Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry points to the shotgun presented to him at a rally on the West Family farm in Wakefield, Ohio October 16, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

Sat Oct 16, 8:50 PM ET
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Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry (news - web sites) points to the shotgun presented to him at a rally on the West Family farm in Wakefield, Ohio October 16, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

Sen. John Kerry  looks at a new shotgun that was given to him during a rally on the West Family Farm, Saturday, Oct. 16, 2004 in Wakefield, Ohio. (AP Photo/David Kohl)

Sat Oct 16, 9:06 PM ET
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Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites) looks at a new shotgun that was given to him during a rally on the West Family Farm, Saturday, Oct. 16, 2004 in Wakefield, Ohio. (AP Photo/David Kohl)

1 posted on 10/17/2004 4:47:46 AM PDT by OXENinFLA
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To: OXENinFLA

The Botox is holding up.


2 posted on 10/17/2004 4:48:42 AM PDT by putupjob
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To: Mo1; Howlin; Peach; BeforeISleep; kimmie7; 4integrity; BigSkyFreeper; RandallFlagg; ...
You have GOT to see this!! PING.....
3 posted on 10/17/2004 4:48:58 AM PDT by OXENinFLA (RATED(R), for graphic crude & sexual behavior, violent images&strong language-all involving puppets)
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To: OXENinFLA

Kerry asks himself,

'How can I fool'm today? '


4 posted on 10/17/2004 4:50:02 AM PDT by demlosers ( ONI: “Lieutenant Kerry wasn’t cleared to know what time it was!”)
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To: demlosers

Kerry asks himself "Which way does the pointy end of this thing go?"


5 posted on 10/17/2004 4:52:29 AM PDT by Hardastarboard
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To: demlosers; Mo1; Howlin; Peach; BeforeISleep
Good night look at all the press....

Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., buys a hunting license inside the Village Grocery in Buchanan, Ohio, Saturday, Oct.  16, 2004.  (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

Sat Oct 16, 6:36 PM ET
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Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites), D-Mass., buys a hunting license inside the Village Grocery in Buchanan, Ohio, Saturday, Oct. 16, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

6 posted on 10/17/2004 4:54:06 AM PDT by OXENinFLA (RATED(R), for graphic crude & sexual behavior, violent images&strong language-all involving puppets)
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To: OXENinFLA

The true test would be that if/when kerry actually does go hunting and is successul...


Will he clean his own kill?

I bet a bundlle the answer is NO!!


7 posted on 10/17/2004 4:54:17 AM PDT by lawdude (Liberalism: A failure every time it is tried!)
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To: OXENinFLA

8 posted on 10/17/2004 4:54:25 AM PDT by A Balrog of Morgoth (With fire, sword, and stinging whip I drive the Rats in terror before me.)
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To: demlosers

My dogs were lying down next to me sleeping peacefully...I've laughed so much over this they're now wide awake and looking at me askance :)

But really, when you can't get an ice cream- isn't a hunting license the VERY next thing you think of buying?


9 posted on 10/17/2004 4:54:51 AM PDT by SE Mom
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To: OXENinFLA
He's such an ass. Can you imagine the MSM uproar if Bush showed up to a political rally with a shotgun?

What about the children... Save the Ptarmigan ! blah..blah.. blah..

10 posted on 10/17/2004 4:56:14 AM PDT by csvset
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Weight 0.02 cents.............


11 posted on 10/17/2004 4:56:29 AM PDT by OXENinFLA (RATED(R), for graphic crude & sexual behavior, violent images&strong language-all involving puppets)
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To: OXENinFLA

Kerry needs to demonstrate to the crowd how he crawls around on his belly hunting for deer.


12 posted on 10/17/2004 4:56:49 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: OXENinFLA

Is it just me or when John Kerry gets his hands on a firearm, does it remind you of the pictures of Saddam Hussein firing his off the balcony at one of the presidential palaces. I know this is probably not a new thought, but looks very uncomfortable with them and unless he has checked the firearm personally to make sure it is unloaded he seems to handle the weapons in a very caviler manner. This is coming from someone who knows nothing about guns.


13 posted on 10/17/2004 4:57:00 AM PDT by MKM1960
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To: OXENinFLA

What a transparent pinhead. "Hey folks, never mind my voting record and positions. I'm gonna spend $140 of my wife's money on a hunting license, and buy a gun...look...see my new gun? Since I spent that whopping amount of money on a gun and license, do you REALLY think I'm gonna have my administration take away my own gun? They'll have to finesse this hunting accoutrement right out of my frigid, expired appendages before that transpires."


14 posted on 10/17/2004 4:58:26 AM PDT by guitfiddlist (When the 'Rats break out switchblades, it's no time to invoke Robert's Rules.)
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Kerry buys a hunting license and gets a new gun.

Calling PETA, calling PETA!

Nevermind. Kerry probably couldn't hit the broadside of a barn, let alone bring down a live moving target.

15 posted on 10/17/2004 4:58:49 AM PDT by wai-ming
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To: csvset
Can you imagine the MSM uproar if Bush showed up to a political rally with a shotgun?

Most of those reporters would hightail it out of there.

Kerry should try one more time to win the military vote. This would be a great time to go for a ride in an M-1A1 Tank. :)
16 posted on 10/17/2004 4:59:00 AM PDT by A Balrog of Morgoth (With fire, sword, and stinging whip I drive the Rats in terror before me.)
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To: OXENinFLA

When it comes to opinions, even the scale wants to put its
two cents in...


17 posted on 10/17/2004 4:59:29 AM PDT by C210N
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To: Rebelbase

Isn't there a Federal 10 day waiting period? If so, how does sKerry walk out with a gun? Especially if he is NOT a resident of that state????


18 posted on 10/17/2004 4:59:53 AM PDT by ridesthemiles (ridesthemiles)
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To: OXENinFLA

Someone needs to ask Kerry where he intends to hunt in Ohio. I bet he doesn't know his head from a hole-in-the-ground as to where to go.


19 posted on 10/17/2004 5:00:30 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: csvset

Actually he looks just like Saddam holding a gun in the same fashion while addressing the Iraqis.


20 posted on 10/17/2004 5:00:46 AM PDT by Paladin2 (SeeBS News - We Decide, We Create, We Report - In that order! - ABC - Already Been Caught)
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