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Freeper At the Movies: REVIEW: TEAM AMERICA - WOLRD POLICE
http://www.teamamerica.com/ ^ | 10/15/2004 | Bommer

Posted on 10/15/2004 11:30:12 AM PDT by Bommer

FREEPER REVIEW OF TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE


OK, first I'm a hugh series fan of Trey Parker/Matt Stone fan. Parker is hands down one of the best saterical comedy writers alive today. However this is not South Park... and is DEFINATELY not for kids.

The plot surrounds around an actor named Gary Johnston (Parker) who is recruited off of Broadway after starring in 'LEASE', singing the hit song "Everybody Has AID's" to join TEAM AMERICA by its leader Spotswood to use his increible acting ability to infiltrate Arab terrorist's WMD program and stop it. The World Police are a seriouisly well armed group that can't aim at all and as a result, all things around the world held sacrid get the living hell blown out of it (If you admire the Eiffel Tower, The Louve and the Great Pyramids, kiss it good bye). The ships they use are great and I want those toys!

Like all Buckheimer movies there is a love triangle, between Team American Lisa who had just lost her boyfriend Carson in trying to eradicate Terrorist in Paris. Gary is changed to look like an arab (very badly)to infultrate terrorists headquarters in Cario. The plans go wrong and after a great chase, the terrorists are killed and Team America think that they stopped the WMD threat. But unknown to them, Kim Jung Ill of N. Korea has other plans to create massive chaos by unleashing a global attack.

Using terrorists, he attacks and blows up the Panama Canal. Immediately the leftists in America protest Team America outside of their secret layer (a brilliant converted Mt. Rushmore) Gary confesses his love for Lisa and the most uproariuos scene of Marrionette sex ever filmed occurs. A love Quadrange occurs within team America and Gary leaves the group.

Team America finds out who is behind the Panama Canal attack, and decides to go after Kim and the terrorists. Unknown to Spotswood, Michael Moore infultrates the Team America Layer and destroys it in a jihad attack!

The team is captured and its up to Gary to rescue them.....not knowing that every Liberal puke from Hollywood (you'll love the acroynym of their group) Alec Baldwin, Samuel L. Jackson, Martin Sheen, Matt Daemon, Liv Tyler, Helen Hunt, Jeanne Graloafalo, Tim Robbins and Susan Surandon are forming a coalition to spread love to Kim by going to N. Korea.

Will Gary rescue Team America?
Will every Hollywood puke die a incredible death that I guarentee you'll love?
Will Gary get the girl?
Will Team America be victorious?

Of course! This is a Buckhiemer rip off and all his lame movies end that way!

This is very very anti-Hollywood leftist! It in no way mentions Bush or mocks the war on terror, (like Drudge falsely reported a few weeks back.) The songs are funny as hell! (You will he humming the America song when you leave)

The sets and special effects are incredible! Top notch even out doing Garry Andersons 'Thunderbirds', of which this film is more of a homage to.

Be forwarded that the swearing is intense and crude, but the analogy of sex organs and orafices to patriots, liberals and dictators had me laughing so hard I got a migrain! The humor at times is uneven, but when its on, it's so funny, it hurts!

3 Stars! Bommer says check this out and bring a liberal...they will hate it!


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: liberals; mattstone; moviereview; southpark; teamamerica; treyparker; vocabularyvocabulary
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To: Bommer

I saw it today. One of the funniest and most obscene (and I mean that in a good way) movie I've ever seen. This is definitely an implicitly pro Bush movie.


21 posted on 10/15/2004 11:48:14 AM PDT by zook
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To: Bommer
ahh the SPELLING NAZI's; FORUM POLICE! Out enforce correct Grammer in forums around the world!>

Never been one.

However, your review is, well, a classic. IMO. Worthy of a turn paper.

"Kim Jung Ill". Indeed he is. I liked that one. ;)

22 posted on 10/15/2004 11:57:54 AM PDT by Shermy
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To: Bommer
I tried to watch some of the trailers/clips on Yahoo!, and they were boring and unfunny. The Kim Jong-Il "Loneliness" song was particularly dull.

Graloafalo

I think that typo is probably funnier than anything in the movie. I'll save my time, money and brain cells.

23 posted on 10/15/2004 11:58:05 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (I think John Kerry should be President.........of the European Union.)
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To: Bommer
ahh the SPELLING NAZI's

The plural does not take an apostrophe. Just FYI. :-)

24 posted on 10/15/2004 11:58:31 AM PDT by TheBigB (OPEN YOUR EYES, Clark Kent! You belong with CHLOE!)
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To: zook
Roger Ebert hates it, so it has to be good. If that (formerly) fat, rat-b****ard commie can slam a movie as "nihilistic" while proudly claiming writing credits on "Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls", he has either the biggest brass ones ever, or is capable of hypocrisy that might even stun some of his brethren of the left.

I think I'll see it twice just to ive Stone and Parker a few more bucks, and to p*ss off Ebert even more.

25 posted on 10/15/2004 11:59:24 AM PDT by Jokelahoma (Animal testing is a bad idea. They get all nervous and give wrong answers.)
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To: Bommer

Oh Bommer. Your spelling may be crummy (or is that ''crumby''), but your enthusiasm is contagious!

ps--thanx for the review!


26 posted on 10/15/2004 12:00:44 PM PDT by elli1
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To: Bommer
Bommer says check this out and bring a liberal...they will hate it!

LOL!

There is no way I'm going to miss this movie. Ebert panned it, Freepers love it. It's gotta be a winner.

27 posted on 10/15/2004 12:05:14 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: Bommer
The Left is going to wish that they never heard of Michael Moore:>

 


28 posted on 10/15/2004 12:07:10 PM PDT by etradervic (GLOBAL TEST? Kerry can't even pass the SMELL TEST.)
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To: Bommer

LOL! Great review. Dang spelling Nazi's.


29 posted on 10/15/2004 12:13:40 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Shermy; Hank Rearden; Bommer
Worthy of a turn paper. What's a turn paper? You guys are killin' me here...
30 posted on 10/15/2004 12:17:56 PM PDT by DanTheAdmin (A conservative bases his politics on his morals - a liberal bases his morals on his politics.)
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To: Bommer

I gotta tell ya--that "everytbodys got AIDES" put me on the floor---I spent years in the theatre (stage) and if one thing I know is true its that the left has destroyed the American theatre. Once, while in a meeting discussing the upcoming summer season I interrupted to ask, nicely mind you, "If it were possible that we could do one show this summer that wasn't about gays". It was like I had farted at the Vatican during a Papal audience. Silence--pins sounded like thunder---looks that could kill me twice---I'm going to be singing "everygodys got aides" for days!


31 posted on 10/15/2004 12:25:23 PM PDT by wildcatf4f3 (out of the sun)
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To: DanTheAdmin
What's a turn paper?

Learn more here.

32 posted on 10/15/2004 12:26:46 PM PDT by Shermy
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To: Shermy

LOL!!! BWAHAHA! I missed that one. That's pretty darn series!


33 posted on 10/15/2004 12:32:43 PM PDT by DanTheAdmin (A conservative bases his politics on his morals - a liberal bases his morals on his politics.)
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To: Bommer

Thanks for the review, Bommer. I am a South Park Republican.

It took years for me to get past the crudeness of South Park (sometimes I still close my eyes!), but I love the way they jab the hollywood types and the envirofreaks!!

I may actually buy a ticket and go to the theatre to see this one.


34 posted on 10/15/2004 12:34:24 PM PDT by AuntB (Justify your existence...DO something!)
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To: Bommer

I spellwrong just to piss em off. It's quiete funy.


35 posted on 10/15/2004 12:38:55 PM PDT by mlbford2 ("Never wrestle with a pig; you can't win, you just get filthy, and the pig loves it...")
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To: Bommer

Going tomorrow night!! Can't wait!

New South Park season starts 10-27-04.


36 posted on 10/15/2004 12:43:59 PM PDT by eyespysomething (Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality the cost becomes prohibitive.)
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To: eyespysomething

I'll skip this one.


37 posted on 10/15/2004 12:51:53 PM PDT by freepertoo
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To: Bommer

Looking forward to watching it this Sunday.


38 posted on 10/15/2004 3:54:10 PM PDT by Angry Republican (“If in four years I don’t do what I say I’m going to do, then kick me out." -Melvin Bilal (R-MD))
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To: DanTheAdmin; ambrose; Flyer; technochick99; sinkspur; annyokie; Scott from the Left Coast; ...

These guys ain't got nothin' on the old BlackHawk Comic Series. Yo, the BlackHawks even had a French Guy!


39 posted on 10/15/2004 5:11:34 PM PDT by Kenny Bunk
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