self ping
Now all they need to do is turn the handgun 180 degrees in the horizontal plane and not only will they be lookin' cool, they will be doing society a tremendous service.
Forget all about that holding your pistol upside down or sideways - this is what you need to do...
THE MOZAMBIQUE TWO-STEP
Believed to have been originated by Jim Sorrentino, et. al.
at Gunsite.
Sung to the tune of "Dominique"
CHORUS:
Mozambique him, Mozambique him,
If he fails to hit the ground
After two well-placed rounds!
Shoot between the eyes and lips,
No, NOT between the hips,
That should put the goblin down!
VERSE:
With your sights on center chest
Twice you your trigger you have pressed.
If two don't stop the fight,
A head-shot should set it right!
CHORUS
VERSE:
It is best to use a slug
Big enough to stop a thug.
Calibers that start with four
Will better drop them to the floor!
CHORUS
VERSE:
Stop this talk of "failure drills",
For it denigrates our skills.
Failure is a word so bleak,
But I rejoice at "MOZAMBIQUE"!
CHORUS
ADDITIONAL VERSE
In full evening dress you stroll
when accosted by a troll
who seizes your maiden fair.
Three quick shots to save the day,
reload, press-check, you're on your way,
and you've scarcely mussed a hair.
ADDITIONAL VERSE
Mozambique the bloody creep!
For he's been breathing far too long
and you must shut him down.
There's only one way to construe
the way he points that gun at you.
The time to act is now.
or maybe, for the second part of the above
'Tis unmitigated act
that you need now and that's a fact.
Thank Heaven you know how!
http://home.sprynet.com/~frfrog/mozam.htm