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Crayola Skin (Multicultural Crayons)
King of Fools ^ | 10/12/2004 | ChewedGum (aka King of Fools)

Posted on 10/13/2004 7:18:08 AM PDT by ChewedGum

The lovely Queen (May She Live Forever) and I are now administering the children's ministry at our church. As we were gathering supplies for last week's classes, we discovered a new product by Crayola which I had never seen before:

I fondly remember coloring in my early years. My favorite color was always brick red, although I have no idea why. (Possibly because it was one of the few cool colors that came in the 24 pack, which is all my family could ever afford. My choice might have been different if the assortment of 64 had fit within the school supply budget of a school teacher's salary.)

Back in those days of old, coloring skin usually involved peach, brown or indian red. I suppose creative moods would occasionally allow less conventional choices but for the most part it was those three. No one ever used the white crayon. I'm convinced that it was only there to create invisible patterns on Easter eggs prior to dying them.

But now, the children of America, armed with a pack of Multicultural Crayons, can color flesh with confidence. Race, ethnicity, even exposure to the sun is no longer an obstacle, although the omission of sunburn could be taken as a slight by those of us who are more sensitive to ultraviolet rays.

I'm sure you are as curious as I was regarding which colors reside within this politically correct box. Your wish is my command:

Disappointing? Slightly. All of these are ordinary colors which were available to me in the early 70s. Granted, they couldn't just come out with specific (and offensive) colors like caucasian, Oglala Sioux, east Kenyan or mulatto. But the biggest disappointment is the inclusion of the useless stick of wax they call white. Perhaps albino would be a better name for this color.

Oh and FYI, good old indian red is no more. The name was changed in 1999:

In response to educators' requests, “Indian red” is renamed “chestnut.” Contrary to popular belief, the original name of this color was not meant to represent the skin color of Native Americans. Instead, the name referred to a reddish pigment from India that was often used in oil paints.

Of course, this is only the 8-pack. There is also a 16-pack which adds olive green, raw sienna, cerulean, silver, goldenrod, salmon, burnt orange and periwinkle.

I wish I had this set instead. The salmon could very well double for sunburn. Plus the complete package does not discriminate against Tin Men (silver), the Blue Man Group (cerulean) or those who are no longer breathing (periwinkle).


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: crayola; crayons; darkshearesfault; darkshearsfault; multicultural; skin; tiamatcantspell
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Thought there might be a few who would enjoy this.

Gum

1 posted on 10/13/2004 7:18:09 AM PDT by ChewedGum
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To: ChewedGum

Can I borrow your cerulean? My periwinkle is down to a nub.


2 posted on 10/13/2004 7:20:35 AM PDT by TheBigB (Save time! Boycott everything!)
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To: B.Bumbleberry; prarie earth; UnklGene; Cathryn Crawford; CholeraJoe; Chad Fairbanks; ...
Ping; Very scary, or very funny, or a little of both

Patriot Paradox

3 posted on 10/13/2004 7:20:42 AM PDT by sonsofliberty2000 ("If there must be trouble let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." Thomas Paine)
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To: ChewedGum

For crying out loud.


4 posted on 10/13/2004 7:23:19 AM PDT by cwiz24 (Unnngh)
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To: ChewedGum
What??? No Martian Green or Pleiadian Pink? I'm shocked!
5 posted on 10/13/2004 7:25:56 AM PDT by Aracelis
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To: ChewedGum

What, no Albino?


6 posted on 10/13/2004 7:26:34 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: ChewedGum; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; KangarooJacqui; The Scourge of Yazid; ...

LOL!


*I* am Light Beige, with an Ash Blonde pelt.

In the summer, I am Light Beige with Tan Points, ( save for the area behind my glasses which remains light... think "Racoon in Negative")


7 posted on 10/13/2004 7:26:44 AM PDT by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
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To: TheBigB

My daughter loves the periwinkle


8 posted on 10/13/2004 7:27:39 AM PDT by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
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To: tiamat

Depending on the time of the year, I vary amongst white, porcelain, off-white, eggshell, ecru, oatmeal, and nasal-spray box white.


9 posted on 10/13/2004 7:30:36 AM PDT by TheBigB (Save time! Boycott everything!)
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To: tiamat

Periwinkle and Cerulean are not colors. They are characters in the next Harry Potter book. :)


10 posted on 10/13/2004 7:31:18 AM PDT by TheBigB (Save time! Boycott everything!)
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To: ChewedGum
I may be wrong on this -- sometimes we have a way of remembering things that never happened -- but it is my distinct recollection that there was a color in the big Crayola box called "flesh." And I recall that it never made sense to me, because it sort of a light peach color, closer to Caucasian skin than to anyone's flesh.

But I was notoriously overly literal as a little kid.

11 posted on 10/13/2004 7:32:03 AM PDT by southernnorthcarolina (about as sensitive as a goddam toilet seat)
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To: southernnorthcarolina

Crayola changed the name of the "flesh" crayon to "peach" in 1962.


12 posted on 10/13/2004 7:35:49 AM PDT by TheBigB (Save time! Boycott everything!)
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To: ChewedGum

Man I so much used to look upon that great box of 64 and wish also. I new we could not afford that big box. I knew better than ask. Now that I am much older I am glad my family could not afford that big box because I learned about the real things in life that are priceless


13 posted on 10/13/2004 7:36:15 AM PDT by therut
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To: TheBigB

LOL!


14 posted on 10/13/2004 7:36:52 AM PDT by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
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To: southernnorthcarolina

I have the same memory.


15 posted on 10/13/2004 7:36:58 AM PDT by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: tiamat

Absolutely true. In fact, here's a pic of me in the wintertime ----->


16 posted on 10/13/2004 7:39:38 AM PDT by TheBigB (Save time! Boycott everything!)
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To: tiamat

My favorite color is clear. It was my high school color.


17 posted on 10/13/2004 7:40:18 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Dan Rather, "I lied, but I lied about the truth".)
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To: therut
I liked the large box of Prang crayons better. They were in a flat box layed out side by side, so you could see them all at once. And the box was a cool glossy black.

I guess Prang didn't have a marketing strategy like Crayola. I don't see those crayons any more.

18 posted on 10/13/2004 7:42:15 AM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: therut

You can buy custom boxes of 64 now:

http://www.crayola.com/crayolastore/wizards/boxmain.cfm?boxid=0


19 posted on 10/13/2004 7:42:36 AM PDT by Sloth ("Rather is TV's real-life Ted Baxter, without Baxter's quiet dignity." -- Ann Coulter)
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To: ChewedGum
I have to admit that I have the biggest box of crayons made and I use it on a regular basis (decorating, costuming...erm, just for fun ;) )

Using them WILL hone your eye for color to where you can see the difference between light turquoise and pure aqua.

~~sigh~~ trivia no one really needs

20 posted on 10/13/2004 7:42:37 AM PDT by najida (There is nothing friendlier than a wet dog, except for maybe a 100 pound wet dog.)
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