Posted on 10/10/2004 7:59:59 PM PDT by Dustin Hawkins
John Kerry made a "Townhall" stop at Broward County Community College yesterday and we were there for all the hott action (barf). Maybe 1500 people showed up at best. I got tickets because a girl in my Graduate Class thinks I'm a Democrat (sucker).
Anyway
1) There was a lot of ABB - anybody but Bush - going on, not suprising.
2) Three Arabic women sitting in the back seemed displeased when Kerry went on and on about his dying love for Israel and his desire to give them weapons.
3) I was the only one who noticeably cheered when Kerry said... "Bush wants to privatize social securtiy... "
4) Campaign buttons went for 5 bucks a pop, hardly a good deal for a piece of plastic especially when everyone in America can't decide whether to spend their money on prescription drugs, food, rent, or cigarettes.
5) He managed to promise everyone in the crowd anything they wanted. For instance, $4000 tax credits for college students (cha-ching), free healthcare, brain surgery, and botox for everyone (cha-ching, cha-ching).
6) There are no good looking Democrats in Broward County
7) Kerry resembles creature #6 from Night of the Living Dead in person, another example of how the MSM subverts the truth by touching him up way too much.
8) Kerry mentioned, naturally, the "disenfranchised" votes. He (un)hilariously cracked on Katherine Harris, and JEB. To recount, in 2002 when J E B was up for re-election for Governor they beat the "he cheated" line to death, the polls had him in a "tight race" with his opponent Bill McBride, and he won re-election by double digits. The polls say Bush +5 in Flroida for now. With the lack of enthusiasm I saw last night (over 5000 tickets were handed out yet after they filled the auditorium, may 1500 inside only a handful were outside - and this in the most Democratic county in Florida), I'm feeling Florida will be won by at least 8 by Bush.
I was within 30 feet of Kerry most of the night, had to shower often. Will post pictures as soon as I can at My Site...
Operation Infilitration completed.
Just shovel loads of BULL EXCREMENT...as usual. Mixed in with the normal, liberal fodder, all anti-American of course.
But don't you feel... dirty?
get a kewl one and hit the shower get some grub and report back for duty......
excellent job..... most excellent....
Could it be that even the lunatics are getting tired of kerry?
Nice job!
Loved the #6
Was he on time? I went to see him at a rally in Michigan. After an hour and half of waiting in the sweltering heat and still no Kerry, I went back to the office. Cheers to you for making it through the entire event.
Dude, you crack me up! Nice delivery, well-informed. Keep it up!
Was he on time? The event was supposed to start at 6, we got in the doors at 7, and he came trouncing in at 8, PRIMETIME BABY, and left at 9 when the cameras were bored of him... or as he said: "I have more states to fly to"
I forgot to add: The people began filing out about 30 minutes before he stopped speaking. It was like halftime at a football game when your team is down by 50 and the fans go home...
Any chance to lurk on the Muslim sites and provide links to video of Kerry saying this (say in 2nd Prez. debate in St. Louis)??
Good report. You must be made of strong stuff to go to a Kerry rally! I know I couldn't do it.
LOL at your "6) There are no good looking Democrats in Broward County"!!
JFK sounds like a real crowd-pleaser. Your observations are vivid and a lot more enjoyable than the event must have been.
LOL, I had it right the first time when I wrote how late was he. (I changed it to, was he late:)
I'd love for someone to snatch a hair root and do a drug screen on it to see what heavy duty drugs she is inhaling
Everytime I see that women, she looks drugged out
Well done. I know it can be a harrowing experience. I went to a Kerry rally when he was in town, and felt quite underwhelmed. This was a while back (in February, I think) and recall going with some liberal friends. Most of them left before it was over. Kerry came out, pointing his finger and nodding at everyone like a villain out of a 1980s John Hughes' film. He promised ridiculous things, such as "I will lower tuition costs, because I know how pricey it is to get a solid education" (paraphrased). Someone called out to him that the Board of Regents sets the tuition and he had no control over tuition. Kerry looked flustered for a moment and assured his supporters that he would "put pressure on the Regents and use his influence to bring down the exorbitant costs" (again, paraphrased, this was months ago).
The only funny moment was right when he came out. There was a mounted police presence, and one of the horses winnied the moment JK set foot on the stage. How appropriate.
Speaking as a woman I must say that around the university district in Eugene all you ever see are ugly women with lots of body piercings and BO, oh and wool lumber socks with birckenstocks, most men I know run like h*ll from these types. they frighten everyone with thier scowls and weird tye dyed skirts and hair with honest to pete twigs and leaves trapped in thier dreadlocks.
So it does not surprise me in the least that there were no cute girls at the skerry rally!
Ummm, I hate to bring this up, but re: #6 - didn't you go with your girlfriend?
Sorry, (uncomfortable silence)I had just assumed from the intro...
Good job though, take a shower and have an adult beverage.
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