sean, sean, sean... will you EVER learn to STFU??? with any luck he'll make it into EVERY episode next season
Posted on 10/08/2004 7:29:50 PM PDT by dts32041
SEAN PENN RIPS 'TEAM AMERICA' CREATORS IN ANGRY MEMO
**Exclusive**
October 6, 2004
To Trey Parker and Matt Stone,
I remember a cordial hello when you guys were beginning to be famous guys around Hollywood at some party. I remember several times getting a few giggles out of your humor. I remember not being bothered as you traded on my name among others to appear witty, above it all, and likeable to your crowd. I never mind being of service, in satire and silliness.
I do mind when anybody who doesn't have a child, doesn't have a child at war, or isn't or won't be in harm's way themselves, is encouraging that there's "no shame in not voting" "if you don't know what you're talking about" (Mr. Stone) without mentioning the shame of not knowing what your talking about, and encouraging people to know. You guys are talented young guys but alas, primarily young guys. It's all well to joke about me or whomever you choose. Not so well, to encourage irresponsibility that will ultimately lead to the disembowelment, mutilation, exploitation, and death of innocent people throughout the world. The vote matters to them. No one's ignorance, indcluding a couple of hip cross-dressers, is an excuse.
All best, and a sincere f**k you,
Sean Penn
P.S. Take this as a personal invitation from me to you (you can ask Dennis Miller along for the ride as well) to escort you on a trip, which I took last Christmas. We'll fly to Amman, Jordan and I'll ride with you in a (?) 12 hours through the Sunni Triangle into Fallujah and Baghdad and I'll show you around. When we return, make all the fun you want.
I care not what another Hollywood qu**r thinks.
sean, sean, sean... will you EVER learn to STFU??? with any luck he'll make it into EVERY episode next season
Sean Penn
Trey and Matt's suggested response.
Sean,
Hey thanks for the nice letter and constructive criticism, but when we want lessons in how to beat up our wives or cameramen, we will give you a call. Till then, have a nice day and STFU.
All our love,
Matt and Trey.
Pretending to be smart and getting duped by and used as a useful idiot by a bloody tyrant isn't something he should be calling attention to about himself. Then again, nobody ever accused him of being bright.
Hey Spicolli,
why don't you and Alex Baldwin go back to doing something your good at, like beating your wives
Sincerly (and Cheney yourself)
Dr. Snide
Hey Sean, how can you escort someone on a trip that you already took last Christmas? Huh? Dumbass?
Looks like he needs some more summer school. Send him back to Mr. Hand!
My advice is to stop being such a girlie man.
Respectfully,
hchutch
Didn't Penn beat up Madonna?
Breaking......."SEAN PENN BITCH-SLAPPED!".....Film at 11!
Oi Yoi Yoi! Takie slova! He is a govnyuk though.....
Made me get up and open a window.
Who did?
Things were pretty quiet then
I don't think Numbnuts was out walking around in the Sunni Triangle last christmas
You could get hurt there
All the best
Qatar-6
Seeing that the verb 'rip' is present in the headline, I can divine what the headline for the follow-up story will be:
MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER RIP SEAN PENN A NEW ONE IN 'SOUTH PARK' EPISODES
Breaking......."SEAN PENN BITCH-SLAPPED!".....Film at 11!
I does not take a psychic to predict that this WILL find it's way into an episode of South Park. Of course this means they now have someone to make more fun of than Baba Streisand.
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