Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
Posted on 10/08/2004 7:29:50 PM PDT by dts32041
SEAN PENN RIPS 'TEAM AMERICA' CREATORS IN ANGRY MEMO
**Exclusive**
October 6, 2004
To Trey Parker and Matt Stone,
I remember a cordial hello when you guys were beginning to be famous guys around Hollywood at some party. I remember several times getting a few giggles out of your humor. I remember not being bothered as you traded on my name among others to appear witty, above it all, and likeable to your crowd. I never mind being of service, in satire and silliness.
I do mind when anybody who doesn't have a child, doesn't have a child at war, or isn't or won't be in harm's way themselves, is encouraging that there's "no shame in not voting" "if you don't know what you're talking about" (Mr. Stone) without mentioning the shame of not knowing what your talking about, and encouraging people to know. You guys are talented young guys but alas, primarily young guys. It's all well to joke about me or whomever you choose. Not so well, to encourage irresponsibility that will ultimately lead to the disembowelment, mutilation, exploitation, and death of innocent people throughout the world. The vote matters to them. No one's ignorance, indcluding a couple of hip cross-dressers, is an excuse.
All best, and a sincere f**k you,
Sean Penn
P.S. Take this as a personal invitation from me to you (you can ask Dennis Miller along for the ride as well) to escort you on a trip, which I took last Christmas. We'll fly to Amman, Jordan and I'll ride with you in a (?) 12 hours through the Sunni Triangle into Fallujah and Baghdad and I'll show you around. When we return, make all the fun you want.
Do you hear that? That's my SKULLLLLL....
Just an aside. Which one of HIS kids are in the war?
I remember when Sean Penn was skinny and not a fat A**.
This could work out well...
Let see...
Penn is mad about a puppet mocking him...
Penn made it famous playing the stoner Spicoli in "Fast Times and Ridgemont High"...
Spicoli nemeses in Fast Times and Ridgemont High was the Teacher Mr. Hand...
in So. Park "Mr Hand" is a puppet that the closet gay Teacher Mr. Garssen uses...
I think the So Park Boys could weave a story or too out of this....
According to Hollywood, the lies of Michael Moore are considered documentary truth and worthy of Oscar nomination. But, in the case of Stone and Parker, well done satire (which is great because it IS based on the seed of truth) is bad. The music of the movie is great. The animation great. The creative story line clever.
I saw Sean Penn in a movie where he was playing some privileged British guy. He was awful. It didn't work because he really can only play himself--a bitter, low-life, angry has-been. This charming letter is the extent of his creative abilities. Given the standards of Hollywood, I'm sure Penn will have a long career--
Isn't it a pleasure to read "words of wisdom" from some semi-literate multi-millionaire idiot stoner?
Well, even if Sean can't figure out the difference between "you're" and "your" [with an example of the correct usage within 12 words of his grammatical gaffe], at least he's got his self-esteem...
Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
he's just asking to be an endless target of theirs, like BS and Meathead
Ha! I bet this made thier day.
My fav line from Mr Hand was
I don't know on chalkboard ROFL
My wife and I took in a boxer from Boxer Rescue a few years ago. The most foul smelling animal I had ever come close to. Took a week of daily baths to get the stink out of her.
She was highly neglected, had a broken leg with misset bones from lack of medical attention, and needed to gain about 15 pounds.
Today she is the most loving, attention hungry, and attention giving dog I have ever met.
Penn, irrelevant to the end.
Indeed. Remember the New York Times ad he ran saying that Colin Powell "plagiarized" evidence of WMD? He was trying to accuse him of fabricating evidence but didn't know what the right word was.
ATTENTION MR. SPICOLLI: STEP AWAY FROM THE 3 SYLLABLE WORD
...well, what can i say...nobody's perfect. Welcome to FR!
Penn can go to hell. As I remember, he 'understood' the terrorists who killed those thousands of people on 9/11 and how they felt and why they did it. Ok, let's see how Penn feels when he or someone he loves is killed in an attack. Penn can screw himself, which I'm sure he's been doing forever since he's such a prick, bastard, and a major coward from hell!
And I LOVE Trey and Matt and look forward to those new episodes with Penn being used for inspiration for new ideas. And I can't wait to see Team America now. Thanks for the publicity Sean!
Penn can go to hell. As I remember, he 'understood' the terrorists who killed those thousands of people on 9/11 and how they felt and why they did it. Ok, let's see how Penn feels when he or someone he loves is killed in an attack. Penn can screw himself, which I'm sure he's been doing forever since he's such a prick, bastard, and a major coward from hell!
And I LOVE Trey and Matt and look forward to those new episodes with Penn being used for inspiration for new ideas. And I can't wait to see Team America now. Thanks for the publicity Sean!
Pray for W and Our Troops
It's a good thing Mr. Penn can act. His writing is evidence of a substandard intelligence.
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