Posted on 10/08/2004 8:50:27 AM PDT by bigjoesaddle
Kerry started winning the primaries when his Vietnam buddy, whose life he saved, came up with him on stage in Iowa, telling how Kerry saved his life
He was a war Hero, so he was TOUGH!
Then the Swiftboat vets threw a wrench in it.
His numbers went down, not because he lied, (undecided voters expect politicians to lie) but because he RETREATED! The numbers went down because he was now a WHIMP.
The republican Convention was full of HIGH TESTICULAR MASS… tough talk from all, including President Bush, so he, and the party, looked TOUGH!
The FIRST DEBATE, Kerry talked TOUGH, a strong, booming voice, even if it was lies and BS, (he talks eloquently out of BOTH SIDES of his mouth), the undecided voter doesn’t care, ( they don’t REALLY know what the hells going on anyway) so Kerry looked TOUGH!
Bush, with his 5 second pauses, and his “What about Poland ?” and whatever else he said in his “NEW TONE” voice, he was a WHIMP!
Tonight Bush has to be tougher than Kerry, He could come out and say “Yea I screwed up on WMD’s, I also screwed a hooker last night, her dead body is in my closet right now! But I WILL PROTECT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FROM TERROR, THIS GUY RETREATED FROM THE WAR AND EVERYTHING ELSE EXCEPT RICH WIDDOWS!!! If you want to be safe and you don’t want your children to DIE, vote for me on Election Day!"
But THAT would take longer than 5 seconds, more time than the President needs to waste on Kerry…
So how does the President win the election in 5 seconds? Simple…
He walks out on stage, and instead of shaking Kerry’s hand, he co cocks him right in the jaw, knocks him down to the ground, and walks off.
Sure people will be shocked, appalled, whatever, but there will be NO DOUBT WHO’S TOUGHER IN FIVE SECONDS TIME. That is ALL they want to know!
The problem is, we are giving the so-called “undecided voter” WAYYY to much credit. The don’t care about the issues, THEY LITERALLY DON’T KNOW THE ISSUES, they don’t understand them, that’s why they are so easily swayed by BS.
I GUARENTEE YOU the tougher looking guy will WIN this election. The undecideds want to feel SAFE.
Think of them as 9 year old kids, they don’t really understand what’s going on around them, but they want a strong parent to protect them.
The Democrats are the rebellious teenagers who THINK they know what’s going on, but also don’t REALLY have a clue. A lot of undecided are actually frightened Democrats who want protected.
Bush has to be the STRONG, PROTECTIVE ADULT tonight…
or George Forman…
Either way, he WINS!
Enough of this hate. Bush needs to find an OB/GYN to share the love.
"It's not too late - to whimp it. Whimp it good!"
See this site for more info about the game.
"instead of shaking Kerry’s hand, he co cocks him right in the jaw, knocks him down to the ground, and walks off"
ROFL!!!
Thanks, I needed that.
Agreed. Do you think that Big Joe might be a troll, or is just injecting some very weird humor?
Or Bush could get a voice coach to teach him not use that whiney voice...
After about 15 minutes of the debate, Bush should state:
'Enough! That's enough of this nonsense and these lies and mischaracterizxations. Here are the reasons that my opponent should not be President.'
Then he should itemize specific topic headings without going into too many details.
I hate fisticuffs.
But that one, I'd love.
You could be right.
But can you imagine the penalty John Edwards would sue for?!
Yeah, but then
Sugar Mamma
would take her purse to Bush!
Secret Service would have to step in right away!
ROFL!
Did you pull that line from here?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1238359/posts
Hard to say:
bigjoesaddle
Since Sep 3, 1999
Likes Rush to who knows ... probably a less mature Freeper?
You forgot the VANITY warning. Oh, I forgot, vanities are against the posting rules.
You missed 90% of the votes in the Senate, how exactly does this make you qualified to be a President ? Will you ever bother showing up?
His lies continued. While calling for a strong national defense, he voted against virtually every major weapons system developed in the past twenty years, weapons that helped to end the cold war, bring down the tyranny of the former Soviet Union and that continue to protect our nation.
He claimed to be for the overthrow of Saddam Hussein and voted for the Iraq war. He lied. He voted against funds to equip our troops. He lied.
Now he wants you to believe that despite his decades of lies, lies that betrayed his fellow soldiers and undermined our nation's defense, he is fit to be Commander in Chief.
No. Not now. Not ever.
too much testicular mass going on
Naw. I think you've verified his credentials. He's been posting a lot longer than I have. Probably just injecting some humor into a tense situation.
The way I've been slamming Karl Rove over the past few days, I'm sure that some Freepers suspect me of being a troll, too.
Sorry to rain on your parade, but I'm pretty sure assault is an impeachable offense.
Actually, I've never posted a thread, just replies. I never have been able to get to a news source quicker than other Freepers, and REFUSE to post any vanities.
Didn't pull the line from anywhere but I'll be glad to check your link out. Thanks.
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