Bush Yard Sign part II [VANITY]

[GOP_Muzik]

I'm tired of losing my Bush/Cheney yard sign

[sheikdetailfeather]

Coat the sign with some Deep Heat, Tabasco Sauce, Ben Gay, or Jalapeno Juice. String some green (mint) dental floss around which cannot be seen in the grassy areas.

[noexcuses]

My wife is already threatening to have me committed for going this far.

Please tell your wife for me that she will thank you after Nov 2nd for all your efforts :-)

[GOP_Muzik]

LOL..good picture.

[blackdog]

You can go to those companies that make the little mats for men's urinals to prevent cigarette butts from going down the drains and have them printed up with a message. Nothing empies the bladder to a lower fill than seeing Kerry's name in the urinal. They cost $90 for a thousand plus a one time artwork fee of $50. Doormats cost a little more, but nothing assures cleaner shoes than wiping them on Kerry Edwards. Speaking of wiping, you can also have custom printed toilet paper made. It's a nice offering to the public restroom, after removing all the plain stuff.

[GOP_Muzik]

Even money says your mailbox is gone by the weekend..

They would be doing me a favor: I already have a new one ready to replace the old decrepit mailbox, I'm just waiting until after Halloween

[unixfox]

Try this cheap method. Bury an animal trap or two around the sign. These things hurt like hell when you step on em.

And...you were only trying to get rid of pesky RATS!

[evets]

[Mo1]

And yes folks, I found this out while making nuclear salsa.

Mr. Mo1 accidently did that once .. and me being the terrible wife laughed as he danced around the house

[savedbygrace]

If your lawyer says you're covered, who am I to suggest otherwise?

[Charles Martel]

It would be interesting to see if there is a way to rig up a pepper spray or lye or some other nasty source fluid instead of the garden hose, not that I would ever wish anyone any harm, of course.

There are CO2-powered "landmines" used in paintball combat games. Although they're designed to emit a spray of liquid paint, you could certainly load 'em with a mixture of Rit dye and the nasiest hot pepper sauce that you can find. Just remember to use extra caution when mowing the lawn. A small sign with a skull and crossbones that reads: "ACHTUNG!! MINEN!" might be a nice tough, too. ;-)

If anyone is considering using a paintball gun, remember that *frozen* paintballs really, really hurt. Just don't hit the vermin in the face, mm-kay?

[Semper Vigilantis]

Funny thing is, I don't do to well at wiring projects so the possibility a open circuit could happen is high, and by grabbing the sign one could become the actual circuit to ground. Lawns at night tend to draw condensation which allows for a great electrical connection.

Isn't that the purpose of the exercise?

[Fierce Allegiance]

CO2-powered "landmines" Hmmmmmm. I like it!

[lowbridge]

Bush Sign: 1, Dem Car: 0

[eyespysomething]

What a good idea.

I am very lucky to live in GA. We don't have this problem here, at least not outside the perimeter (Atlanta).

[SandRat]

In this case you need to put one of those inline Miricle grow tanks filled with day glow orange Ritt-Dye. Make it a little easier for the cops to ID the perps.

[finnman69]

Or he can geta Ghillie suit and wait there next to the sign to scare the crap out of the vandals

[finnman69]

LOL, I knew it was the Frenchie stealing signs.

[agrace]

And yes folks, I found this out while making nuclear salsa.

OUCH!

Was the salsa worth it? :)

[blackdog]

Oh yeah, it was worth it. Nuclear salsa gets the endorphins flowing. I got into a contest once with a bartender in Atlanta. We had eventually made hot sauces so wicked, they blistered the entire soft tissues in the mouth two hours after eating it.

At the time of my extremely personal encounter with habenero puree and for a few days after, my wife would not let me touch her(if ya know...) out of fear of collateral damage.

[agrace]

Thanks for the tip. :) You guys are crazy. My husband (lightingguy) is a big habenero fan. We have several that are about to fall off the plant right now and HE can pick them, I won't even take the chance of getting anything on my hands.

Shudder.

Although the idea of using the juice on young fruit trees is very interesting - before we moved a few months ago, we had a young peach tree that never got a chance to really get past flowering because the squirrels would just ravage it, plus break all the small branches, and we never did find a good solution.

Of course, pepper peaches would be bit odd. :)