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To: formercalifornian
Two.
That's the number of shotguns I'll be bringing to go deer hunting next November: one to point this-a-way, the other to point that-a-way, because I always take both sides of every issue.
To: formercalifornian
"I can TOO be decisive! Jeeves! Make me TWO peanut butter sandwiches. And leave the crust on one of them!"
33 posted on
10/07/2004 2:13:41 PM PDT by
COBOL2Java
(Don't tell my mother I work for CBS. She thinks I'm a towel boy in a bordello.)
To: formercalifornian
Contrary to popular belief, this is not my IQ!
To: formercalifornian
I'm watching you Faulker.
To: formercalifornian
"We have two jars of Grey Poupon, but they don't belong to me. They're my family's jars. I don't own any Grey Poupon."
37 posted on
10/07/2004 2:17:57 PM PDT by
Redcloak
(Vikings plundered my last tag line.)
To: formercalifornian
Of course, the good fairy needed to give give little Kofi FuFu a little more time. And she should have used more diplomacy.
To: formercalifornian
His face is so nice and shiny and smooth. The blush is a nice touch, too.
To: formercalifornian
The number of times Her Heinzness almost let me in her bedroom.
42 posted on
10/07/2004 2:32:59 PM PDT by
Jarhead1957
(Turned off on Fox .)
To: formercalifornian
Dear Mr. Kerry:
No matter how hard you try, you'll never convince a single Texan that you're a Longhorns fan.
43 posted on
10/07/2004 2:33:06 PM PDT by
Alberta's Child
(I made enough money to buy Miami -- but I pissed it away on the Alternative Minimum Tax.)
To: formercalifornian
"Like wow, man. I still like giving the Peace sign after all these years......"
46 posted on
10/07/2004 2:43:57 PM PDT by
NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
(Michael <a href = "http://www.michaelmoore.com/" title="Miserable Failure">"Miserable Failure"</a>)
To: formercalifornian
"If George Bush is elected, you will face THE CLAW!!!!!"
(Jim Carey - Liar Liar)
To: formercalifornian
OMG now he is double pointing.
48 posted on
10/07/2004 2:47:21 PM PDT by
sweetiepiezer
(We have to stop Kerry for our grandkids sake!!!!!!!! GO W)
To: formercalifornian
John Kerry attempts to stop President Bush from crushing his head.
55 posted on
10/07/2004 3:09:54 PM PDT by
Rastus
(Forget it, Moby! I'm voting for Bush!)
To: formercalifornian
"Darn! Every time I try to make Lincoln with a hand shadow, it comes out Bush!"
56 posted on
10/07/2004 3:16:49 PM PDT by
Rastus
(Forget it, Moby! I'm voting for Bush!)
To: formercalifornian
She's my second wife, but I'm hoping #3 will be a charm.
To: formercalifornian
Two in distress makes sorrow less.
58 posted on
10/07/2004 3:31:54 PM PDT by
OESY
To: formercalifornian
Unnngh...
To: formercalifornian
"As I said in Boston, QUOTE Help is on the way UNQUOTE. Soros is sending cash."
Analysis: John Kerry is using sign language by raising the hand and hooking down
the first two fingers to highlight past words which are dumb, ironic or embarrassing.
60 posted on
10/07/2004 3:54:19 PM PDT by
OESY
To: formercalifornian
Before voting against funding for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch I voted for it to impress upon our allies the need to confront the killer rabbit under the auspices of the UN.
67 posted on
10/07/2004 7:12:42 PM PDT by
Buzwardo
To: formercalifornian
68 posted on
10/08/2004 5:46:49 PM PDT by
RippleFire
("It was just a scratch")
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