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To: formercalifornian
He's just showing the number of states he's gonna win.
2 posted on
10/07/2004 1:49:59 PM PDT by
RockinRight
(John Kerry is the wrong candidate, for the wrong country, at the wrong time)
To: formercalifornian
"Rigor mortis or arthritis, I can't tell"
3 posted on
10/07/2004 1:50:11 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(The economy won't matter if you're dead.)
To: formercalifornian
5 posted on
10/07/2004 1:51:55 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
To: formercalifornian
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"Senator, how many positions do you have on every issue?"
6 posted on
10/07/2004 1:51:59 PM PDT by
atomicpossum
(If there are two Americas, John Edwards isn't qualified to lead either of them.©)
To: formercalifornian
How many times did you meet with the Communist North Vietnamese
and Vietcong in France? How many assassination meetings did you attend?
7 posted on
10/07/2004 1:52:36 PM PDT by
FesterUSMC
(If you don't have the hammer you are going to be the anvil, and I would rather be the hammer!)
To: All
Why is it every time I see a picture of John Kerry he looks like he has NO EYES!!!
9 posted on
10/07/2004 1:53:37 PM PDT by
areafiftyone
(Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning)
To: formercalifornian
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Wabbit
11 posted on
10/07/2004 1:59:00 PM PDT by
TomGuy
(His VN crumbling, he says 'move on'. So now, John Kerry is running on Bob KerrEy's Senate record.)
To: formercalifornian
Yes, I just went number 2....in my pants.....again....
12 posted on
10/07/2004 1:59:18 PM PDT by
highnoon
(You scratched my anchor!)
To: formercalifornian
"Senator Kerry, how many days until your goose is cooked?"
To: formercalifornian
That's what I thought.
Moe and Curly.
16 posted on
10/07/2004 2:01:28 PM PDT by
Jaded
((Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain))
To: formercalifornian
When I get to feeling really randy with Tarayzuh, I can make my tongue fork like this.
17 posted on
10/07/2004 2:02:56 PM PDT by
cweese
To: formercalifornian
Yes, fellow Americans, you to can get this fabulous look for the low introductory price of $2. Call one of our Skerry Salons now to schedule your appointment at 1-800-Realskerry, just in time for Halloween.
18 posted on
10/07/2004 2:03:34 PM PDT by
Esther Ruth
(Now is THE time for all good men to turn Off CBS, NBC, ABC)
To: formercalifornian
Kerry tries to be more European, but holds his hand the wrong way.
20 posted on
10/07/2004 2:06:09 PM PDT by
dr_who_2
To: formercalifornian
Yes, I can relate with the common man. For example, I routinely give the "Star Trek Vulcan Sign" to youngsters to keep in touch. They seem to laugh every time I do (not sure why :)
To: formercalifornian
Senator, how many positions do you have for any given issue?
23 posted on
10/07/2004 2:07:35 PM PDT by
Go Gordon
(Definition of a Yankee: The same as a quickie, only you're by yourself.)
To: formercalifornian
Senator, how many rich women have you married?
24 posted on
10/07/2004 2:08:00 PM PDT by
Go Gordon
(Definition of a Yankee: The same as a quickie, only you're by yourself.)
To: formercalifornian
Two hundred thousand dollars in my bank account. That's all she gives me. Two measily freaking thousand dollars.
To: formercalifornian
I have heard that George Bush cannot hit the split-finger fastball. Now, if I can just get it all the way to the plate...
29 posted on
10/07/2004 2:10:20 PM PDT by
Aeronaut
(Sincerity is everything. Once you can fake that, you've got it made. -- George Burns)
To: formercalifornian
Candidate Kerry prepares for the scumbag mind meld...
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30 posted on
10/07/2004 2:11:13 PM PDT by
SGCOS
To: formercalifornian
Kerry is explaining the theology of "Flipum Flopem".
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