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1 posted on 10/07/2004 1:48:38 PM PDT by formercalifornian
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He's just showing the number of states he's gonna win.


2 posted on 10/07/2004 1:49:59 PM PDT by RockinRight (John Kerry is the wrong candidate, for the wrong country, at the wrong time)
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"Rigor mortis or arthritis, I can't tell"


3 posted on 10/07/2004 1:50:11 PM PDT by cripplecreek (The economy won't matter if you're dead.)
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Unnngh..


5 posted on 10/07/2004 1:51:55 PM PDT by BenLurkin (We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
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"Senator, how many positions do you have on every issue?"
6 posted on 10/07/2004 1:51:59 PM PDT by atomicpossum (If there are two Americas, John Edwards isn't qualified to lead either of them.©)
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How many times did you meet with the Communist North Vietnamese
and Vietcong in France? How many assassination meetings did you attend?

7 posted on 10/07/2004 1:52:36 PM PDT by FesterUSMC (If you don't have the hammer you are going to be the anvil, and I would rather be the hammer!)
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Why is it every time I see a picture of John Kerry he looks like he has NO EYES!!!


9 posted on 10/07/2004 1:53:37 PM PDT by areafiftyone (Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning)
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Wabbit

11 posted on 10/07/2004 1:59:00 PM PDT by TomGuy (His VN crumbling, he says 'move on'. So now, John Kerry is running on Bob KerrEy's Senate record.)
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Yes, I just went number 2....in my pants.....again....


12 posted on 10/07/2004 1:59:18 PM PDT by highnoon (You scratched my anchor!)
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"Senator Kerry, how many days until your goose is cooked?"


14 posted on 10/07/2004 2:00:59 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (I flunked my Global Test.)
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That's what I thought.

Moe and Curly.


16 posted on 10/07/2004 2:01:28 PM PDT by Jaded ((Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain))
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When I get to feeling really randy with Tarayzuh, I can make my tongue fork like this.


17 posted on 10/07/2004 2:02:56 PM PDT by cweese
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Yes, fellow Americans, you to can get this fabulous look for the low introductory price of $2. Call one of our Skerry Salons now to schedule your appointment at 1-800-Realskerry, just in time for Halloween.
18 posted on 10/07/2004 2:03:34 PM PDT by Esther Ruth (Now is THE time for all good men to turn Off CBS, NBC, ABC)
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Kerry tries to be more European, but holds his hand the wrong way.


20 posted on 10/07/2004 2:06:09 PM PDT by dr_who_2
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Yes, I can relate with the common man. For example, I routinely give the "Star Trek Vulcan Sign" to youngsters to keep in touch. They seem to laugh every time I do (not sure why :)


21 posted on 10/07/2004 2:06:35 PM PDT by YouPosting2Me
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Senator, how many positions do you have for any given issue?


23 posted on 10/07/2004 2:07:35 PM PDT by Go Gordon (Definition of a Yankee: The same as a quickie, only you're by yourself.)
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Senator, how many rich women have you married?


24 posted on 10/07/2004 2:08:00 PM PDT by Go Gordon (Definition of a Yankee: The same as a quickie, only you're by yourself.)
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Two hundred thousand dollars in my bank account. That's all she gives me. Two measily freaking thousand dollars.
28 posted on 10/07/2004 2:09:29 PM PDT by uncitizen
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I have heard that George Bush cannot hit the split-finger fastball. Now, if I can just get it all the way to the plate...


29 posted on 10/07/2004 2:10:20 PM PDT by Aeronaut (Sincerity is everything. Once you can fake that, you've got it made. -- George Burns)
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Candidate Kerry prepares for the scumbag mind meld...


30 posted on 10/07/2004 2:11:13 PM PDT by SGCOS
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Kerry is explaining the theology of "Flipum Flopem".


31 posted on 10/07/2004 2:11:50 PM PDT by Army Girl
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