Caddyshack: A classic source for Dangerfield material.
(BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPPP!!!!) Oooooooo....did someone step on a duck?
When I was a kid I had acne. Was it bad? Oh was it bad. I once fell asleep in the library and woke up with a blind kid reading my face.
I couldn't get no respect as a kid. My folks sent me to the local liquor store to purchase a newspaper. When I came home they'd moved.
I left work feeling depressed. I said to the cab driver, "Take me where I can get some action." He drove me to my house. I was so upset I had the cab driver drive me to a club to cool down. I ordered a beer and sat at the bar. Pretty soon the bartender walked up and said, "Wanna seem some naked pictures?" I was really pissed at the old ball and chain, so I said yes. He handed me pictures of my wife.