1 posted on
10/06/2004 10:16:15 AM PDT by
esryle
To: esryle
13-year-olds caught in a Saturn Ring ? Quick, someone call the USS Enterprise ! Oh wait...
To: esryle
Stealing SATURNS??? Come'on boys... If you're going to be thieves, at least show some good taste!
To: esryle
13-Year-Olds Caught In Alleged Saturn Theft Ring
It goes to show how miserably sick I am at the moment that I read that as:
13-Year-Olds Caught In Alleged Saturn Ring Theft
and I was wondering how they stole Saturn's rings....
4 posted on
10/06/2004 10:25:29 AM PDT by
brothers4thID
(I have knocked on door of this man's soul- and found someone home.)
To: esryle
More than 20 Saturns from the early 1990s have been stolen in the county. Police said the culprits break into the vehicles using keys.
"What they've been able to figure out is a way to kind of alter the key to gain access to the ignition without having to punch the ignition," Egeler said.
They are stealing Saturns because they are easy....the company should bring all the steal easy vehicles back in for an upgrade...
imo
6 posted on
10/06/2004 10:27:55 AM PDT by
joesnuffy
(Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
To: esryle
Well, with today's laws, they may be moving directly from Saturn to Uranus shortly.
8 posted on
10/06/2004 10:30:28 AM PDT by
Caipirabob
(Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
To: esryle
13-Year-Olds Caught In Alleged Saturn Theft Ring Now this is really strange, because I didn't know that 13-year-olds had the ability to get to Saturn to steal a ring. I mean, 13-year-olds can't even drive legally. Where are they going to get a rocket? And espeically one big enough to steal an entire ring of Saturn? I mean, aren't those rings supposed to be made up of billions of tiny chunks of rock or something? You would think our police would have better things to do than to go around persecuting children because of every incredible tip that ... what? ... Saturn the CAR? ... um ... nevermind!
Shalom.
11 posted on
10/06/2004 10:32:49 AM PDT by
ArGee
(After 517, the abolition of man is complete)
To: esryle
I thought I noticed a planet missing.
14 posted on
10/06/2004 10:34:47 AM PDT by
Buggman
(Your failure to be informed does not make me a kook.)
To: esryle
the culprits break into the vehicles using keys. Now THERE's a novel idea !!!
15 posted on
10/06/2004 10:36:12 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
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To: esryle
Washtenaw Township
must be in ohio or china, or maybe brazil, because everyone knows it's not in france or utah.
20 posted on
10/06/2004 10:42:50 AM PDT by
JoeSixPack1
(At 200 mph, you have no friends..)
To: esryle
13 year olds caught stealing a planet, I am impressed.
To: esryle
Saturns? They're stealing Saturns? Good heavens, what dreadful taste.
23 posted on
10/06/2004 10:46:07 AM PDT by
RexBeach
(Before God makes you greedy, he makes you stupid.)
To: esryle
Saturns? They're stealing Saturns? Good heavens, what dreadful taste.
24 posted on
10/06/2004 10:46:43 AM PDT by
RexBeach
(Before God makes you greedy, he makes you stupid.)
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