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Le Smart Car It Is Tres Stupid (On the road in a Renault Vel Satis)
American Digest ^ | October 5, 2004 | Unattributed

Posted on 10/06/2004 7:19:17 AM PDT by quidnunc

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1 posted on 10/06/2004 7:19:18 AM PDT by quidnunc
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To: quidnunc
Looks like a big-ass suppository.


2 posted on 10/06/2004 7:23:11 AM PDT by martin_fierro (So to speak, if you will.)
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To: quidnunc
Renault Industries and the gendarmerie think that the guy more or less invented the story - maybe he realized he had been caught by an automatic radar and decided to call himself the gendarmes (troopers)to avoid a very costly speed ticket and driving license confiscation ?

Usually speed limiters are automatically disconnected when you brake, and there are also manual disconnecting systems. It's rather bizarre that both systems failed at the same time, only to work normally 60 minutes after...
3 posted on 10/06/2004 7:28:01 AM PDT by Atlantic Friend (Cursum Perficio)
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To: martin_fierro

I was over in Europe this summer and I noticed that many Renaults have a rear end that looks vaguely anthropomorphic.


4 posted on 10/06/2004 7:30:17 AM PDT by Max Combined (I gave back, I can't remember, six, seven, eight, nine...)
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To: martin_fierro

What the hell is that???? No wonder Renault doesn't export to the US anymore!


5 posted on 10/06/2004 7:32:41 AM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: martin_fierro

M*rde Alors!


6 posted on 10/06/2004 7:33:47 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty
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To: martin_fierro

Look at the glass in that thing... You'd die of heatstroke out here.


7 posted on 10/06/2004 7:34:21 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Pay no attention to the Nattering Newbies of Negativism)
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To: quidnunc
I am dans le pants pissant avec le LOL !!

I am, by way of noting no holes in the roof for to extend the arms in surrendair...

8 posted on 10/06/2004 7:44:06 AM PDT by genefromjersey (So much to flame;so little time !)
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To: quidnunc

The nose is well. not finished. Looks like a first sketch. The hood and top are 1960's space age. The rear is the face of one of the robots from Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow.


9 posted on 10/06/2004 7:44:24 AM PDT by ecomcon
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To: Rummyfan
I made my living working on Renaults in the '70s and `80s. They were and still are, without contest, the biggest engineering nightmares ever produced (read: POS!).

Be happy they're not importing them. France's excuse for an automobile is best left in France. They deserve themselves.

10 posted on 10/06/2004 8:01:18 AM PDT by paulcissa (Only YOU can prevent liberalism.)
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Look at the glass in that thing... You'd die of heatstroke out here.

In France, that is (unfortunately) one of their techniques for population control.

11 posted on 10/06/2004 8:05:21 AM PDT by StevieB
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To: martin_fierro
Looks like a big-ass suppository.

Nice turn of phrase!

12 posted on 10/06/2004 8:39:15 AM PDT by expatpat
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To: martin_fierro

Is the hyphen really appropriate???


13 posted on 10/06/2004 8:49:39 AM PDT by OldEagle (Haven't been wrong since 1947, but some are still hoping!)
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To: martin_fierro

A Renault bit my sister once...


14 posted on 10/06/2004 10:26:27 AM PDT by talleyman (Why use a gun to steal when you can use a Democrat?)
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To: quidnunc

I was over in Italy in May, and I saw these all over the place. They are the CUTEST cars I've ever seen, and they're supposed to be introduced here in 2006. I WANT one!


15 posted on 10/06/2004 10:34:17 AM PDT by jackibutterfly
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I'm actually talking about the "smart car". To see what they look like, check out:

http://www.smartcar-owner.co.uk/brief_model_details.htm

They really are cute!


16 posted on 10/06/2004 10:36:58 AM PDT by jackibutterfly
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A $10,000 keychain which incidentally comes with a car.

I lived thru the LeCar and the Alliance(incredibly Motortrend's car of the year in 1981). I also lived thru a beautiful Peugeot, which kept the garage looking classy but was entirely innoperative.

No, I suffer with bad cars. I presently own British Early MGB GT's and a Triumph GT6 MKIII. I drive each one a few hundred miles a summer. An MGB GT Weighs in at 2,600 pounds curb weight. It seats two.

After reading your screen name I'm not surprised that cute French cars appeal to you. Cabbage Patch dolls, Pet Rocks, My Little Pony, Smurfs, and such have quite a following with certain groups.

17 posted on 10/06/2004 11:32:12 AM PDT by blackdog (I survived John Dupont's wrestling camp and all I got was a lousy tee shirt and a prolapse.)
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To: blackdog

Is that a french car? I had no idea. But, you're right, I do like cute things. Tho, I'm not into "Cabbage Patch dolls, Pet Rocks, My Little Pony, Smurfs, and such. . . ", and I'm not in any "group".


18 posted on 10/06/2004 11:43:29 AM PDT by jackibutterfly
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Last time I was in Europe, I had a rental Renault with one of the 'smart card' ignition keys. Arriving at a meeting, I was both preoccupied and jet-lagged, and merely pulled the card out of its slot after parking. A couple hours later, a worried colleague came to find me to say that my car was still running. Went out and, sure enough, the damn thing was rumbling merrily away without the key in it. Seems you have to press a special button to turn the sumbitch off. How French!


19 posted on 10/06/2004 11:53:03 AM PDT by RightOnTheLeftCoast (You're it)
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jackibutterfly wrote: and I'm not in any "group".

If you but a Peugeot ypou'll be in a group – self-flagellating shlubs who curse the day they decided to buy a French-made money pit because they thought it was cute.

20 posted on 10/06/2004 12:01:46 PM PDT by quidnunc (Omnis Gaul delenda est)
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