Posted on 10/01/2004 9:36:24 AM PDT by presidio9
Researchers who found a link between country music and suicide, and a man who patented his comb-over hairstyle have won IgNobel Awards for true but funny experiments.
Other prizes went to a soft drink maker that bottled Thames River water in London and sold it as a designer drink, and to a woman who investigated the "5-second rule", according to which if food falls to the floor for fewer than 5 seconds, it is safe to eat.
The annual awards, presented at Harvard University in Massachusetts by the publishers of the Annals of Improbable Research on Thursday, are a spoof of the Nobel prizes and represent years of scouring scholarly journals and newspapers for scientific efforts worth poking fun at.
Jim Gundlach of the University of Alabama said he got hate mail when he first published his study showing that people who listen to country music have higher rates of suicide.
He said it does not hold true any more.
"The country music that we have today is not the same kind of country music that was related to suicide back when we did this," he said in a telephone interview.
"When we did that, there were songs like D-I-V-O-R-C-E," he added. "It was predominantly tears in the beer types of music."
Country music today is peppier, Gundlach said.
He said the findings, published in 1992, surprised him too.
"It was really kind of an accidental research project," Gundlach, a sociologist, said. "We used all the standard predictors of suicide like marriage and I sorted the data so that cities with higher-than-expected rates would be at the top. There at the top was Nashville, Tennessee."
His graduate statistics class said the common factor must be country music. One student who knew how to track down radio station play lists helped Gundlach and colleague Steven Stack discover that people who listened to more country music were indeed more likely to commit suicide.
"5-SECOND RULE"
Jillian Clarke was a Chicago high school student when she investigated the "5-second rule" that states if food falls to the floor for fewer than 5 seconds, it is safe to pick it up and eat it.
She found, in a survey, that 76 percent of U.S. women and 56 percent of men were familiar with the 5-second rule, and used it to justify picking up and eating dropped treats, or letting their children do so.
Clarke swabbed floors at the University of Illinois and found them surprisingly clean of microbes, thus justifying the rule.
Frank Smith of Orlando, Florida, won his engineering IgNobel posthumously for patenting his peculiar comb-over -- a way of covering up a bald spot with hair.
"He actually had a diagram and a science to the method that he used," Smith's granddaughter, Heather Smith Adams, said in a telephone interview.
"There was a specific pattern -- you had to grow out your hair to a particular length and there was an actual pattern for how you laid the hair over one side and then combed it over to the other side," added Smith.
"You know how comb-overs have that stringy look? This is to avoid that stringy look. I didn't know for a long time that he even had a comb-over."
A chemistry IgNobel went to Coca-Cola "for using advanced technology to convert liquid from the River Thames into Dasani, a transparent form of water, which for precautionary reasons has been made unavailable to consumers".
Five hundred thousand bottles of the product were pulled from the market last March after unacceptable levels of bromate, a potential cancer-causing chemical, were found. Coke is seeking a new British bottling location.
Guess that warp-drive engine is just around the corner.
"Jim Gundlach of the University of Alabama said he got hate mail when he first published his study showing that people who listen to country music have higher rates of suicide. He said it does not hold true any more."
He must not have heard of the Dixie Chicks
I like that 5 second rule. That's real urban legend stuff!
no microbes but a whole bunch of nematodes and eggs worthy of large grant to the Dept of Parasitology
"Wasted Days and Wasted Nights"
Nematodes? Don't you catch those from using dandruff shampoo?
Head and Shoulders' nematodes, nematodes.
Head and Shoulders' nematodes, nematodes.
Eye Sand, Ear Sand, Mouth Anne knows
Head and Shoulders' nematodes, nematodes.
Is it true that listening to rap makes the listener more likely to commit suicide? And if not, what could we do to make it true?
If you saw Deliverance, you would better understand the suicide rate in Nashville.
There are probably those who do; at least they don't have to listen to the loud bang since they're already deaf from their boomboxes.
Now it's more "Bubba Shot the Juke Box" - we're better at venting our feelings now...
"Researchers found a link between country music and suicide"
I understand.
I feel like hanging myself whenever I am forced to hear it.
Let's see that comb-over. Might be a breakthrough.
LOL!
Oh CRAP! I thought it was the 5 day rule!
...a man who patented his comb-over hairstyle have won IgNobel Awards for true but funny experiments.
The IgNobel awards are great. They have a ceremony and usually get a real Nobel prize winner to appear and usually sing a song and appear in a skit about science.
The best award was for a Chemist who used liquid oxygen to light a charcoal grill. He had the pictures on his web site (which the university eventually made him take down years later) which showed the grill was essentially vaporized in the resulting fireball. DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME.
More about the winners, including a link to the comb-over patent and drawings:
http://www.improbable.com/ig/ig-pastwinners.html
ROTFLMPO! You are funny!
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