A pre-Debate Manicure?

Foxnews | 9/30/2004 | Foxnews

[YankeeFan]

Fox just reported that Kerry had a pre-debate manicure.

A manicure?

OMG. What a ...

[elhombrelibre]

Yeah, well probably the whole body. That's what his type does, but definitely so he can wear his bikini.

[sharktrager]

Shhhhh...

Nobody is allowed to point out that men have been getting manicures for years. Mobsters, for example, got them all the time.

[NYC GOP Chick]

I wonder if he got the nail polish in a shade to match his orange-glo fake tan!

[buffyt]

I am laughing my arse off now! LOL You Freepers are the BEST!

[doberville]

John Kerry is creepy. Long fingernails (!) Yeeeech; fake tan, doing of photo montage for future aspirations in VN. Then there's the botox and coiffing; and that grating tone of voice he affects.

He's not just phony, he's aberrant, too.

He makes my skin crawl.

[mowowie]

I just love that yellow Lance Armstrong cancer charity braclet Kerry always makes sure we see him wearing. He's trying to pander to the young progressive's out there. The funny thing is that this cheap rich guy has only donated like 30 dollars to charity in the last 3 years.
What a PHONY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cajungirl]

Hmmm,,I guess he got an autumn frost polish. I think Kerry had a "day of beauty". You know the one that brides get where they get "bridal scrubs", etc. the whole shebang. Poor Kerry, I am pitying him.

Whilst John was at the beauty parlor getting his nails done, GWB was out with people iin Florida whose lives have been turned upside down by the hurricane. Can there be any starker contrast?

[piperpilot]

How much ya wanna bet that Brit beings it up with the round table too.

And you were absolutely correct!

[buffyt]

WELCOME to FreeRepublic. Nice Screen Name!!!!!

[bootless]

I wish I had PhotoShop talents. I would love to see a side by side photo of Kerry, a la Extreme Makeover at the end of the show, when they show the before and after, and what was done (why not add the price tag for each procedure).

[NYC GOP Chick]

Hmmm,,I guess he got an autumn frost polish. I think Kerry had a "day of beauty". You know the one that brides get where they get "bridal scrubs", etc. the whole shebang. Poor Kerry, I am pitying him.

I, for one, am *hoping* that he also got a bikini wax!

[layman]

The "poodle" analogy is perfect ... and I will sleep well knowing that, if he is somehow elected, he will hardly ever poop on the oval office carpet.

[YankeeFan]

There's no way he'd be wearing that thing if he weren't running for President. After promoting himself as Lance Armstrong's biggest fan for months -- remember all those photo-ops in the yellow jersey -- I guess he figured he had to wear the bracelet.

[frannie]

I have three sons, so everyone can say whaever they like
and I will be happy to hear them.

Thanks, but some of you have to get this story out, I don't know how.

Frannie

[mowowie]

Ter-Ayy-Zuhhh controlling the puppet John

[sharktrager]

Why, exactly, do you think people watching the Kennedy/Nixon debate on TV said Kennedy won, while those who listened on radio picked Nixon?

You don't really believe this country doesn't have a lot of people with no more common sense than that do you?

[Arpege92]

LOL I just had my nails done today. Can't wait to see this dorks nails.

[hellinahandcart]

Please, some of you experts on this contraption [computer] try to get it on some other "forums".

Fear not. It's getting around even as we speak.

Kerry is self-freeping. It is a wonder to behold.

[Constantine XIII]

Eh, just seems like one of those things liberals do. They say we're too stupid to spend our own money and run our own lives, so the government (them) should do it for us.

You, me, we're the public. They're insulting us.

That's all JMHO, o' course. That and $3 will get you a cup of coffee at Starbucks. :)

[Annie5622]

wax? I'm hoping shave -- nothin' funnier than a dork wincing and scratching during a presidential debate!! LOL