A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day...09-30-04..."Volcanos, Hurricanes and the Debate"

JohnHuang2;dutchess, billie | JohnHuang2

[dutchess]

[dutchess]

It's Thursday at the Finest... and also debate day. Not only is this one of John's best essays BUT we heard that a pj warrior emailed a copy of JohnHuang's essay to Kerry. His reaction??? Priceless!!!! Let the sweating begin!!!!

[Aeronaut]

Good morning Dutchess.

[BobP]

Yes, let the sweating begin....

[Darksheare]

I deny having anything to do with hurricanes or a volcano rumbling back to life.
It is not my fault.
Honest.

[Dubya]

Two things they teach Marines:

1. Keep your priorities in order
2. Know when to act without hesitation

A college professor, an avowed atheist, was teaching his class.

He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated he was going to prove there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin fall. Ten minutes went by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting."

His count-down got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine - just released from active duty and newly registered in the class - walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him tumbling from his lofty platform. The professor was out cold! The students were shocked and babbled in confusion. The young Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silent. The class fell silent...waiting.

Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked at the young Marine in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked: "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

"God was busy. He sent me."

One Nation Under God

[lonestar]

Hello, Earthlings!

I'm so mad! Just when I have a lot to say, lonestar gets involved in a project and won't let me on the computer.

I have put all the yellow dogs in confinment until after the election. I can't trust them not to vote for critters who have crossed on over The Bridge!

That's all the time I have now.

Tell Giz I love him. Gert's computer crashed.

Weinie

[JulieRNR21]

This is one of JH2's very best!

Love the graphics you chose, dutchess!

Here's another for your collection:

[Billie]

....."under no circumstances" would he have gone into Iraq and that he stands by his vote to go into Iraq as the right vote for the wrong war in the wrong place at the wrong time because toppling Saddam had nothing to do with fighting al-Qaeda which is fighting the U.S. in Iraq to retaliate for toppling Saddam whose capture Kerry says has not made America safer and those who believe America is "not safer with (Saddam's) capture don't have the judgment to be president or the credibility to be elected president," says Kerry, who accuses Bush of having a muddled message on Iraq. Kerry, in yet another dose of clarity, also notes that the capture of Saddam means we've "traded a dictator for a chaos that has left America less secure."

WHEW! I'm dizzy!! Excellent, you two! :)

Sistah, you have mail. :)

[Texagirl4W]

Good morning, I'm here early. Good essay by John, as usual. Today will be busy for me -- last workday. I'll be back later tonight. Have a good Thursday, everyone.

[dutchess]

God Bless Our Military
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Below are names of some of our FReepers' loved ones who are serving our country. If you have someone you would like to add, please address a post to Billie; Mama_Bear; Dutchess or Aquamarine and we will add their name to this list. As we pray for them, we pray also for all our nation’s leaders, and military personnel, and their families and friends. May God hold them close to His heart.

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We ask Lord, that You guide the leaders of our great country in their hour of decision. The burden that has been placed on their shoulders is overwhelming. We ask that with Your infinite wisdom You guide them gently to the right decisions.

Please give us the strength, Lord, to get through each difficult and devastating day that faces each of us and our country. Protect and guide our Military that are now being called to duty, strengthen them in their trials and temptations; give them courage to face the perils which beset them; and grant them a sense of your abiding presence wherever they may be; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

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[ppaul]

We'll be watching the debate on national TV, but the audio will be tuned to Michael Savage on the Savage Nation. Wouldn't want to miss his unique biting commentary.

[Mo1]

Will there or will there not be a major eruption?

(IMO) Kerry is losing his base .. hence the reason why he is sounding like Dean these days

I'm guessing Kerry will go on the attack .. but will end up looking like an arrogant pompous ass who only takes a stance depending on which way the poll swings

If Kerry doesn't go on the attack .. it will just tic off his base and they will rip him to shreds

Mr. Mo1 was telling me the guys in his office who are registered Dems plan on voting for President Bush.

Their reason is that .. with President Bush, they know what they are getting .. with Kerry they don't know and they aren't t willing to take a gamble on him

Translation ... They don't trust Kerry

[Pippin]

DC!

He's denying again!

[Pippin]

HOME RUN JOHN!

[Pippin]

You have mail! :o)

[ppaul]

Will there or will there not be a major eruption?

Well, there sure were a lot of bimbo eruptions the last time a democRAT occupied the White House!

[Darksheare]

I always deny it!
I have to!

[deadhead]

Great read as always and great graphics to go with JH2's 2 cents. Looking forward to the debate tonight.

Received this graphic from my Step-Dad who lives in Florida, hope all you Floridians have winter coats ;-)

[Aquamarine]

Kerry will be sweating tonight! lol

Here he is shooting spitballs. :)

Great job you two!