Ladies please don't flame me I got this in an email just a few minutes ago.
Yes, I've shown it to my wife.
Yes I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.
1 posted on
09/29/2004 5:34:03 PM PDT by
SandRat
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To: SandRat
Sunday=sports too. Oh, and Monday night. And any night the Twins are on.
2 posted on
09/29/2004 5:37:29 PM PDT by
SoDak
To: SandRat
LMAO - I know I was male in a previous life. That's why I know my man wouldn't let me go!
3 posted on
09/29/2004 5:37:32 PM PDT by
Raffus
(Thanks to all Veterans for their service to our Country.)
To: SandRat
Yes I'm sleeping on the couch tonight. Have you set up the cushions and blankets into a "fort"?
4 posted on
09/29/2004 5:39:11 PM PDT by
bikepacker67
(Sandy wasn't stuffing his socks, he was stuffing A sock.)
To: SandRat
• Shopping is NOT a sport; and no, we are never going to think of it that way. Except at sporting goods, home center, computer and book stores.
Speaking strictly for myself.
6 posted on
09/29/2004 5:42:23 PM PDT by
Restorer
To: SandRat; null and void; operation clinton cleanup; Lakeshark; catpuppy; lodwick; TheLion; ...
7 posted on
09/29/2004 5:42:46 PM PDT by
sweetliberty
(Proud member of the Pajama Posse!)
To: SandRat
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
Ah, Kerry's wish for the debate tomorrow.
8 posted on
09/29/2004 5:43:17 PM PDT by
KStorm
(Michael Moore is filling college campuses, which obviously leaves no room for anyone else.)
To: SandRat
This is very funny! Thanks for the laugh.
9 posted on
09/29/2004 5:44:11 PM PDT by
paulklenk
(Blue Fairy, please make Dan Rather a real boy!)
To: SandRat
"A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor!"
When we were newlyweds I used to offer my wife two aspirin at bedtime to circumvent that excuse. She quickly caught on and would quip, "I don't need any aspirin now, the headaches don't usually start until I'm laying down."
10 posted on
09/29/2004 5:44:20 PM PDT by
Jaysun
(It's getting hard to see through all of the "white out" on my screen.)
To: SandRat
I have a few rules I could add to this, but first I have to take out the garbage and then clean the garage.
11 posted on
09/29/2004 5:45:09 PM PDT by
EastIdaho
(Warning to tourists, do not laugh at the natives)
To: SandRat
"I am in shape. Round is a shape."
LOL, good one. On the toilet seat issue, however, and this is series, put the thing down along with the lid, particularly if you don't like the sound of your dog slurping in the night. This is not a hint.
12 posted on
09/29/2004 5:46:26 PM PDT by
Bahbah
(Proud member of the pajamahadeen)
To: SandRat
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! I know some girls that are going to see this!
To: SandRat
No flames from me. I think it's hysterical. I loved "ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings."
To: SandRat
I try to live by the "null and void" comments for my husband's sake.
I also would like to add this one...
If you want us to communicate, feed us first.
16 posted on
09/29/2004 5:54:10 PM PDT by
Maigrey
(Member of the semi-naked blogger Political Operative Brigade. To H#ll with pajamas!)
To: SandRat; All
This is nuts. There is only one rule for women. It beats every other kind of rule you would want to create.
Women are not allowed to use the word "NO" except when standing.
Adherence to this one rule will make all others irrelevant.
17 posted on
09/29/2004 5:55:44 PM PDT by
Pukin Dog
(Sans Reproache)
To: SandRat
Actually, I think it's funny!
19 posted on
09/29/2004 5:58:30 PM PDT by
Sister_T
(Democrats AND The Partisan Press are the REAL enemies to freedom in the world!)
To: SandRat
For single gals:
If we like you, we'll come to you with a new pair of roller skates:):)
20 posted on
09/29/2004 5:59:30 PM PDT by
BobS
To: Nightshift
21 posted on
09/29/2004 5:59:55 PM PDT by
tutstar
( <{{--->< http://ripe4change.4-all.org Judge Greer allows violations of Florida Statutes)
To: NCjim
23 posted on
09/29/2004 6:01:56 PM PDT by
NCjim
To: SandRat
Wimp!
Flat-bellied, steeley-eyed killer since 1969.
24 posted on
09/29/2004 6:02:31 PM PDT by
CholeraJoe
("Don't draw the line, Honey I ain't through with you, ")
To: SandRat
No flame from this female. I would like to make a list of my own though:
1. Please oh please, quit calling every cute guy that women notice "gay". I really hate that.
2. Remember that women need time to warm up, so the least you guys can do is accomodate us.
3. That time of the month for women can be pretty bad, so don't go making it worse by accusing us of having PMS. It doesn't help and could ignite a war....especially while you guys are watching sports. Paybacks can be a _itch.
4. If you guys want to eat Mexican food...go right ahead. Just don't get ticked when you are told to go sleep on the couch until the air is cleared.
Ladies of FR, feel free to add to this list....
25 posted on
09/29/2004 6:19:47 PM PDT by
Arpege92
(We're here! We're Conservative! And we're in your face! - theDentist)
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