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Kerry's "Orange Skin" an explaination from an Plastic Surgeon
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| Sept.28.2004
Posted on 09/29/2004 10:32:56 AM PDT by garfab
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To: DrDavid
Maybe the yellow bracelet is a GPS locater device, so that Edwards can always find out where Kerry is. I think you're close...he uses it to find where his stance on Iraq is today.
81
posted on
09/29/2004 12:32:29 PM PDT
by
jellybean
(All my posts are forgeries...)
To: garfab
Botox is permanent, and the ManTan seems to have been applied all over. Someone should check his palms.
82
posted on
09/29/2004 12:33:21 PM PDT
by
js1138
(Speedy architect of perfect labyrinths.)
To: SOSCEO
ROFLMAO - Is that your work? Can I steal it?
83
posted on
09/29/2004 12:33:28 PM PDT
by
McGruff
To: garfab
The effect of Agent Orange? he was in Vietnam you know.
84
posted on
09/29/2004 12:34:06 PM PDT
by
elder5
(freedom is not America's gift to the world, it is the Almighty God's gift)
To: garfab
Aha!!! So this is to keep him from sweating like a stuck pig Thursday night. He looked bad at the RAT convention, mopped his face about a zillion times. We can't have that!
85
posted on
09/29/2004 12:36:37 PM PDT
by
hershey
To: Liz
His poll numbers go up when he stops speaking.
The same with his demented bag-lady wife, who, BTW, has been locked away back in her cage after so many STUPID statements.
86
posted on
09/29/2004 12:38:34 PM PDT
by
Chewbacco
(Well, if ribbons and medals are identical, then by his own admission he did throw away his medals!!)
To: All
87
posted on
09/29/2004 12:38:51 PM PDT
by
j_k_l
To: garfab
For an ugly guy, he sure spends alot of time and effort on his appearance. WTF?
88
posted on
09/29/2004 12:40:27 PM PDT
by
riri
To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
Ah, Colloidal Silver Man!
89
posted on
09/29/2004 12:40:45 PM PDT
by
bootless
(Never Forget - And Never Again)
To: spodefly
Kerry is a walking nightmare. I can't believe this country is that stupid, but follow the money...that's why many rats will vote for him. He's scared the old folks, now families with draft aged sons and daughters, and any other 'group' he can think of. Blacks, dead people, illegals. The list is endless.
90
posted on
09/29/2004 12:41:58 PM PDT
by
hershey
To: garfab
Kerry needs the orange skin to match his Umpa Lumpa suit.
To: McGruff
Is that your work? Can I steal it?
Sure, please use it however you like. I did it this AM just for fun.
92
posted on
09/29/2004 12:49:49 PM PDT
by
SOSCEO
To: Chewbacco
He also wears colored contacts to change his eye color. Just like HILLARY! who sports turquoise contacts.
93
posted on
09/29/2004 12:52:25 PM PDT
by
bootless
(Never Forget - And Never Again)
To: garfab
94
posted on
09/29/2004 12:55:29 PM PDT
by
Mike Bates
(You're getting drowsy. You will buy my book, you will buy my book, you will buy my book. . .)
To: BunnySlippers
ROFL! Maybe he'll go for the complete sex change, to look more like Joanie.
95
posted on
09/29/2004 12:57:43 PM PDT
by
Palladin
(Proud to be a FReeper!)
To: Chewbacco
His wife's inane outbursts sure aren't helping. Kerry's inability to control pesky Terayza might be having more of a negative effect than previously noted. After all if Kerry can't keep his wife in check how's he going to manage the government behemoth, and world events? Then there's all those pesky policy-making decisions (/sarc).
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:03:10 PM PDT
by
Liz
(The man who establishes the reputation of rising at dawn, can sleep til noon.)
To: hershey
And we thought Ross Perot was nuts!
Kerry is definitely mentally ill. Can you imagine this world if he becomes Commander-in-Chief?
97
posted on
09/29/2004 1:12:07 PM PDT
by
Palladin
(Proud to be a FReeper!)
To: Liz
Yes, and it doesn't help that she directly and indirectly implies that SHE will be AS MUCH the President as Kerry.
I can picture he walking into the Joint Chiefs of Staff meeting yelling at everyone there "What do you mean I can't be here!? You idiot scumbags! Do you know who I am.
This is only half humorous. I think the woman is unhinged, and thinks that she is going to be President. Not the idiot, gold digging, boytoy that she married.
It would be like the executive that marries his secretary, and through some crazy circumstance the secretary jumps over everything and becomes president of the company. It would be difficult to cope with that severe a change in status.
98
posted on
09/29/2004 1:20:42 PM PDT
by
Chewbacco
(Well, if ribbons and medals are identical, then by his own admission he did throw away his medals!!)
Comment #99 Removed by Moderator
To: garfab
To look more alive, Kerry decides to use the new
Orang-U-Tan quick tanning product...
However, he overapplies it and suffers the consequences:
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:50:11 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Don't monkey around with Mother Nature)
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