Posted on 09/29/2004 10:32:56 AM PDT by garfab
XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX TUE SEPT 28, 2004 09:23:25 ET XXXXX
KERRY ON ORANGE ALERT: SKIN TRANSITION ON EVE OF DEBATE
Just days before Dem presidential hopeful John Kerry is set to take the stage in a debate opener projected to be seen by 70 million, photos show the senator dramatically taking on color.
Is it the late September Wisconsin sun during debate prep that has turned Kerry's face to rich pumpkin-colored hues? Or has he been campaigning in the rust-belt?
Kerry advisers defend the sudden deep tan transition, noting how it simply was from a game of flag football last Friday in Bedford, Mass.
But the College Democrats who met Kerry were surprised by his rich tan glow -- before the game even began, the HARVARD CRIMSON reports.
I think you're close...he uses it to find where his stance on Iraq is today.
Botox is permanent, and the ManTan seems to have been applied all over. Someone should check his palms.
ROFLMAO - Is that your work? Can I steal it?
Aha!!! So this is to keep him from sweating like a stuck pig Thursday night. He looked bad at the RAT convention, mopped his face about a zillion times. We can't have that!
His poll numbers go up when he stops speaking.
The same with his demented bag-lady wife, who, BTW, has been locked away back in her cage after so many STUPID statements.
For an ugly guy, he sure spends alot of time and effort on his appearance. WTF?
Ah, Colloidal Silver Man!
Kerry is a walking nightmare. I can't believe this country is that stupid, but follow the money...that's why many rats will vote for him. He's scared the old folks, now families with draft aged sons and daughters, and any other 'group' he can think of. Blacks, dead people, illegals. The list is endless.
Just like HILLARY! who sports turquoise contacts.
Maybe he's going after the critical Mantan Moreland fan base vote.
ROFL! Maybe he'll go for the complete sex change, to look more like Joanie.
His wife's inane outbursts sure aren't helping. Kerry's inability to control pesky Terayza might be having more of a negative effect than previously noted. After all if Kerry can't keep his wife in check how's he going to manage the government behemoth, and world events? Then there's all those pesky policy-making decisions (/sarc).
And we thought Ross Perot was nuts!
Kerry is definitely mentally ill. Can you imagine this world if he becomes Commander-in-Chief?
Yes, and it doesn't help that she directly and indirectly implies that SHE will be AS MUCH the President as Kerry.
I can picture he walking into the Joint Chiefs of Staff meeting yelling at everyone there "What do you mean I can't be here!? You idiot scumbags! Do you know who I am.
This is only half humorous. I think the woman is unhinged, and thinks that she is going to be President. Not the idiot, gold digging, boytoy that she married.
It would be like the executive that marries his secretary, and through some crazy circumstance the secretary jumps over everything and becomes president of the company. It would be difficult to cope with that severe a change in status.
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